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Brown Bear 09-15-2002 01:07 PM

What do you think is really in penis pills?
 
OK, I'm sure most of us know that penis pills are a huge pile of shit. So what do you think is actually in those pills that people are taking?

My guess is that its just a bunch of herbal crap like ginseng. What do you think?

beerbust03 09-15-2002 01:17 PM

It's a ripoff. If your dick aint big enough then just know how to use it. If I was a guy I would not be taking any kind of medicine that claimed it would make my dick larger. Your going to end up with Prostate Cancer or some shit.

DarkJedi 09-15-2002 01:18 PM

Quote:

What do you think is really in penis pills?
heroine

BJ 09-15-2002 01:19 PM

Cost about 2-3 dollars a bottle, resell for 60-70, notihng in them except low grade herbs. Not a bad business though, just too bad they're ripping people off.

Raven 09-15-2002 01:20 PM

Dessicated penile tissue. Essential ingredient.

Muffy 09-15-2002 02:16 PM

At the last sex convention that I was at they were advertising that it contained a herb called Horny Goat Weed.... freaky shit

playa 09-15-2002 02:26 PM

don't knock it until you try it,

there other good side effects like double your fucking time and getting explosive orgasms

who ever wants to test it out i'll sell it to you at cost

quiet 09-15-2002 02:28 PM

rhinosaurus horn.

SpaceAce 09-15-2002 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
don't knock it until you try it,

there other good side effects like double your fucking time and getting explosive orgasms

who ever wants to test it out i'll sell it to you at cost

How can herbs keep you from popping your nut? Is it like Viagra and you just can't get it soft or what?

SpaceAce

Brown Bear 09-15-2002 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
don't knock it until you try it,

there other good side effects like double your fucking time and getting explosive orgasms

who ever wants to test it out i'll sell it to you at cost

Do you take penis pills?

^R3K^ 09-15-2002 02:32 PM

Elephant Sperm and Crack

playa 09-15-2002 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce


How can herbs keep you from popping your nut? Is it like Viagra and you just can't get it soft or what?

SpaceAce


do a search for 'YOHIMBE" and "Tribulus"
and see what you come up with,,

no one likes a 2 minute man

playa 09-15-2002 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear


Do you take penis pills?

i and others have taken the product and it works
fine, they do help you fuck alot longer, once i went two
hours,

but as far as growth,, well i haven't tooken it long enough,

pipp 09-15-2002 02:47 PM

left overs from bukkake shots

Babaganoosh 09-15-2002 02:48 PM

tic-tacs. Nothing more.

BJ 09-15-2002 02:48 PM

Playa is correct, good pills, although they dont increase your size should contain Yohimbe, and any combination saw palmetto, oat straw extract, Damiana, wood betony, or Muira Puama. If the sites dont list ingredients the pills are most likely bogus. The ingredients I listed above are proven to increase libido, performance, and an increased capacity for vigorous activities.

Dildozer 09-15-2002 02:48 PM

There's gotta be some beer in those pills

theking 09-15-2002 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa


i and others have taken the product and it works
fine, they do help you fuck alot longer, once i went two
hours,

but as far as growth,, well i haven't tooken it long enough,

I fucked up and took it to long, is there a way to reduce size, other than the John Wayne Bobbic method?

49thParallel 09-15-2002 03:01 PM

Snake oil...the same thing that the con men over the ages have always sold as "miracle" cures.

If this mysterious blend actually worked, don't you think that the drug companies would have developed it by now. Oh, that's right..it's all a conspiracy to keep the good drugs out of the hands of consumers.

playa 09-15-2002 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 49thParallel
Snake oil...the same thing that the con men over the ages have always sold as "miracle" cures.

If this mysterious blend actually worked, don't you think that the drug companies would have developed it by now. Oh, that's right..it's all a conspiracy to keep the good drugs out of the hands of consumers.


the drug companies have,, its like the spin off from the Viagra craze,, its all over the US media,

television,radio, magazines its alll over

BJ 09-15-2002 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa



the drug companies have,, its like the spin off from the Viagra craze,, its all over the US media,

television,radio, magazines its alll over

Enzyte comes to mind. Also, you have companies like ADM finally jumping on the nutraceutical band wagon. There is a herbal product being tested right now the cures herpes and there are herbal products that lower blood sugar. Asia is all over this at the moment and I give it 6 months to a year for many of these products to finally hit mainstream usa.

Jethro 09-15-2002 05:41 PM

Me want some!!!

I would at least try it, Even though my size is not an issue.:winkwink:

Brown Bear 09-15-2002 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PureMeds


Enzyte comes to mind. Also, you have companies like ADM finally jumping on the nutraceutical band wagon. There is a herbal product being tested right now the cures herpes and there are herbal products that lower blood sugar. Asia is all over this at the moment and I give it 6 months to a year for many of these products to finally hit mainstream usa.

I might believe that there is a herbal product that lowers blood sugar, but I seriously doubt that there is a herbal product that "cures" herpes.

Exxxotica 09-15-2002 05:57 PM

I think penis pills should be made out of penises

BJ 09-15-2002 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear


I might believe that there is a herbal product that lowers blood sugar, but I seriously doubt that there is a herbal product that "cures" herpes.

no, its true... see the problem is that clinical trials (double blind) cost upwards of 1.5 million dollars. These trials are what is required in order to 1. patent a formula 2. mass market the benefits, 3. present it to physicians so they can diagnose and treat the disease, and 4. gain fda approval.

Unfortunately, for each product you are looking at 3-5 years of testing and trials in order for it to gain acceptence in the medical field. This is why you hear pharmaceutical companies always talking about their "pipeline". Take pfizer for example, patent expiration will definatley hurt them, but whether or not they have good products in their pipeline will determine the success of the company.

With andvancements in bio-engineering, it is actually posible to produce compounds that are all-natural and can replicate many synthetic benefits of other drugs, for far less of a cost and little or no side-effects.. (look at homeopathic hgh for example)

Also, it is a common confusion that by looking at the nutritional (ingredient info) on the side of these natural products bottles, that one could easily replicate these formulas. That is a far cry from the truth. It is impossible to replicate most neutraceuticals without the factory flow sheets or certificates of analysis. (even placing products under a spectrometer will not disclose its true formulation)

helis 09-15-2002 06:18 PM

its funny everyone says they only have herbs in them but i know when i was selling them i was fuckin amazed at how many big countries would not accept them ay....not one single order got into Australia/Germany and some other big ones which i cant remember but this shit must have something half good in it ay hehe

gothweb 09-15-2002 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
OK, I'm sure most of us know that penis pills are a huge pile of shit. So what do you think is actually in those pills that people are taking?

My guess is that its just a bunch of herbal crap like ginseng. What do you think?

Sugar.

SpeakEasy 09-15-2002 06:33 PM

You should try snorting the shit....:Graucho :1orglaugh

Rex 09-15-2002 07:02 PM

I still can't fit that damn pill down the hole of my penis - i want a refund!

CDSmith 09-15-2002 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raven
Dessicated penile tissue. Essential ingredient.
Bingo. That and armadillo urine. Potent stuff.

BJ 09-15-2002 07:34 PM

I would like to see penis pill program operators come here and argue, I checked out playas program, and his pills check out, so where is everyone else to defend their great products??

Firehorse 09-15-2002 07:40 PM

The power of suggestion. Think big. The placebo effect.

Possibly there true benefit???

Steve G 09-15-2002 09:04 PM

ok i am here :)

About our VIMAX pills:
as playa stated penis pills increase performance, and orgasms
but it also adds some growth
about 70% of customers write us that they see about 10-15% increase in width in 2 months
and about 60-75% increase their penis by 2 cm in 3 months

Customers are happy about those results and reorder the product all the time. Actually about 68% reorder by the time their supply runs out.

About some countries not allowing the product:
The following countries are the hardest :
AUSTRALIA,
MEXICO,
SWEDEN,
INDONESIA,
and FINLAND

For these countries its hit or miss with customs. Customs are weird and they may destroy the product because they dont like the address of the sender or some shit like that.

Mexico for example wont allow any supplements in the country unless there is an approval for their health dept
you need to provide them the sugar level

Australia wont allow the product because of YOHIMBEE.
but the dosage of yohimbee is so small in the pills that even if you take 30 pills at once all you will experience is some nausea but thats about it.

Right now we already have Australia and Mexico testing our product for government approval.

So its just a matter of time

BJ 09-15-2002 09:06 PM

list your ingredients

edit. already found them

Steve G 09-15-2002 09:06 PM

Also if anybody wants some penis pills for free
we can send you VIMAX with a free bottle of LIQUID RX (works like a natural viagra in liquid form)

Give me a shout at [email protected]
with SUBJECT: FREE VIMAX
and include your name, and address in the following format
NAME
ADDRESS 1
ADDRESS 2
CITY
STATE
ZIP
COUNTRY

and we will get one out for you :)
free of charge :)

Steve G 09-15-2002 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PureMeds
list your ingredients
http://www.pillsexpert.com/vimax/img2/ingredients1.gif

here ya go :)

titmowse 09-15-2002 09:12 PM

yohimbe works. i've seen it in action :Graucho . just the same, i noticed my partner -who took it- was more aggressive and kinda not nice. he stopped because it was messing with his personality.

i have to wonder if yohimbe could put undue stress on the heart. as i said, yohimbe works. it works as effectively as ephedra works.

ephedra is one of the ingredients in FEN PHEN, which was a "supplement" that caused some heart attacks. ephedra is the herb from which the bronchial prescription medicine ephedrine is made. it's a stimulant and i believe that yohimbe is a stimulant.

i sincerely hope there are proper warnings for possible side effects on the site and on the bottle of any "supplement" containing yohimbe.

just my :2 cents:

Steve G 09-15-2002 09:17 PM

yohimbee can cause problems if taken in large doses
but as i said
the dosage of yohimbee in our penis pills is very small

CDSmith 09-15-2002 10:06 PM

"<b>Inosine</b>: increases the body's natural ability to handle strenuous exercise, workouts, intense training programs, and competitive events. Inosine belongs to a chemical family called <i><b><font color="Yellow">urine</font></b></i> nucleotides, the structural units of your body's RNA (ribonucleic acid) and DNA (deoxyribonucleic acid). Inosine easily penetrates the cell walls of both your cardiac and skeletal muscles where it helps the generation of ATP. Inosine boosts the production of ATP thus improving respiration and oxygen transport."


I knew it.... armadillo urine - 50 mg :1orglaugh

















Okay I'm kidding. This thread needed to be funnier.

playa 09-15-2002 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve G
ok i am here :)
About some countries not allowing the product:
The following countries are the hardest :
AUSTRALIA,
MEXICO,
SWEDEN,
INDONESIA,
and FINLAND


damn,, i didn't know this,, thanks for the info :)

and just FYI,,

YOHIMBE is the only FDA approved herbal viagra

Steve G 09-15-2002 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa



damn,, i didn't know this,, thanks for the info :)

and just FYI,,

YOHIMBE is the only FDA approved herbal viagra


anytime

Plat 09-16-2002 12:27 AM

99% - Preservatives 1% - Salty Peter

theking 09-16-2002 12:33 AM

All pensis pills contain is a dream.

High Quality 09-16-2002 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
don't knock it until you try it,

there other good side effects like double your fucking time and getting explosive orgasms

who ever wants to test it out i'll sell it to you at cost

How much is fucking "cost"....?

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 09-16-2002 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpeakEasy
You should try snorting the shit....:Graucho :1orglaugh
Ummmm ... I would not recommend that :eek7

http://www.paulspics.com/nose.jpg

Voodoo 09-16-2002 01:48 AM

Smurf Spoo


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