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S.H.I.T... the3 true meaning ;-)
Just found this post in my forums and thought it was an interesting story.
Manure...A True Story Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavi er, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "Ship High In Transit" on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane. Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T " , (Ship High In Transport) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day. |
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never knew that. GFYs not educational my ass!
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I smell BS.
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Do you know shit, or do you just think you do?
There are as many paths to shit, as there are ways to understand shit...
TAOISM: Shit happens. BUDDIHISM: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening? And, if shit falls in the woods, does it make a sound? HINDUISM: This shit happened before. ISLAM: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. ISLAM II: If shit happens, kill the person(s) responsible. SHI'ITE ISLAM: Shit must happen to Salmon Rushdie CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says "shit happens." PROTESTANTISM: Let shit happen to someone else. CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserved it. JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to us? BAHA'I: Shit happens to everyone equally. KRISHNA: Shit happens, shit happens, happens, happens, shit, shit. VEDANTA: Shit happening is an illusion. MORMON: 10% of my shit belongs to God. CELTIC FOLKLORE: At the end of every rainbow is a pot of shit. EARLY EGYPTIAN: Shit happens, the world is a microcosm of the universe; therefore, the universe is shit. SCIENTOLOGY: Shit can happen to you too. TRANSACTIONAL ANALYST: I acknowledge my shit, and it's ok. ATHEISM: Shit happens, therefore, there is no God. AGNOSTICISM: Shit may or may not happen. CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: It's not shit, and it's not happening. SOLOPSISM: If there is no shit, it doesn't happen. EXISTENTIALISM: So shit happens. DECONSTRUCTIONALISM: What makes you think that's shit? OPTIMISM: That's the best damn shit that ever happened. PESSIMISM: It's all shit. SHAMANISM: Shit is a fertilizer. POLLYANNA: Where there is shit, there is life. RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit. SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves. FUNDAMENTALISM: Born-again shit. NEW AGE: If shit happens, honor and share it. ORAL ROBERTS: Send me money or shit will happen. RICHARD NIXON: I am not shit. RONALD REAGAN: I don't recall shit happening. HEISENBERG: Shit may happen and it may not. CLARENCE THOMAS: Shit happened to me once, but I express regret. DECARTES: 1. Shit happens, therefore I am. 2. I am, therefore shit happens. 3. Cogito ergo defecato. AA: Deal with shit one day at a time. POLITICALLY CORRECTIONALISM: Defecated matter occurs. N.O.R.M.L: Like gee, have ever looked really closely at a shit? NAT'L RIFLE ASS'N: Shit doesn't happen, people do. DIANETICS: Why does shit happen? See page 157 in Dianetics. SHAKESPERE: To "pu" or not to "pu", that is the question. LOGICIANS: Is this shit sound and complete? MATHEMATICIANS: Is this shit continuous? Is this shit everywhere dense? MALAYSIANS: Oh shit! Who did we not bribe enough? ENGINEERS: How to make this shit (work)? RADIO ASTRONOMERS: Background noise is our shit. EINSTEIN: Time dilates all shit. ADG |
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