Chicks wont toss my salad
 

Whats up with that? They dont really want theirs tossed either.

Try washing your fat ass. Also, men don't typically want their's tossed. Try a girl next time!

I wanted to be more specific in my answer.

The "girls" you are with are most likely MEN trying to be "girls".

Try dating an actual woman and see how it goes.


Men don't like to have their salad tossed by another man, even if they are acting like women. Remember that!

used to have a married chick do that to me then she would go home to her husband french kiss him and tell him 'you're the best husband in the whole world'

Wipe better!

Shave your ass. Just go ahead and shave off all your pubic hair. Girls hate that shit when they are giving you head anyway

Ensure your salad bowl is well cleaned, has no hairs and often many find it helpful to season or add a dressing to it like jelly.

anal bleaching.
its the only way.