AlienQ...
 

What is the significance of the car wrecks/accidents you put in your sigs?


and does Universal know that you are using their footage to promote your business?


How are those appletinis?

Well...
I like tragedy.

What movie is it from?

I believe its from Meet Joe Black

Thats Brad Pitt's stunt double...

He made that sig when he was a complete wreck on this board, hence the symbolism. Now he just chills out with the appletinis and enjoys impoverished retirement.

Yup:)

http://www.ialien.com/house.jpg

Blingin Equity

Ballin, two stoves ( or is one a shitter breather? )

Also, I love the balcony and french doors

It wouldn't be an Alienq graphic without at least one misspelling. Its plumbing not plumming.

yea what a homo you are alien, im sure, even by the general meaning of the picture that you give two shits or a fuck about the spelling...


fixer 2



hukt awn fawnix wurkt 4 mee

views are top notch :thumbsup

I leave typo correction to the laymen. Paying customers are typo free.

http://www.ialien.com/lizard.jpg

I dunno I have just always like Irony, Tragedy. Photos like this are funnier than hell to me.

On the sig's and I got alot of sigs that have something fucked up in it are basically eye openning, meant to enlighten or awaken the thought of your own death.

One day you are here and tomarrow you may not wake up. Ya just never know when the curtains are going to close. Death and how it happens is a fascination I guess. SO thats the meaning, no one gets out of here alive.

No one.

Check his portfolio and you'll find another three dozen.

So...

I care not...

I know who alien is...

Im just here to flip some shit before crashing... in bed... not vehicularly




Sig Spot secured

As am I, night.

Sig Whore...

Deej I checked your portfolio out. Your work is awesome but the Website platform for yer biz.. Not so good. Get to the point. Customer's just want to know 2 or 3 things:)

PRICE, WORK, and TIME.

Thats it. Drop all the crazy flash shit it wastes peoples time and thats important

Honest 2 cents to ya;)

Oh you mutha fucka you...


yea yea yea ive heard it all ... flash poop flash this point that



my flash portfolio was a whim thought spawned from the water up top and flowed into a full layout...

Im soon to make an updated portfolio fully css based...tableless.... just as this one is... the portfolio i believe should reflect a level of your skill or an example in itself...


I have a lot of new material to put in it too so flash would be long and tedious putting it in there...



also, i dont list prices... because no job is the same... I dont usually hold base prices, I get ideas of what the client wants and then I quote them or work hourly or work out some sort of deal... everything matters...


I invented pointless portfolios...

Well maybe we can get some wine sometime, I got a case of these:)

http://www.ialien.com/goodwine.jpg

Cheers and good night:)

Wine is bad...

Tequila...




if at all...

Slumber creeps

You would spit out a 2004 Chardonnay for cheap Tequila?
You are insane.

See sig,



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http://www.sendashleytocollege.com

spit... no... i wouldnt grace it upon my buds...

most alcohol turns my stomache upon smell ... but ironicly, tequila is my choice


if at all...


and who said cheap... i will consume cheap tequila... some... no quervo .. yuck... for cheap I like Two Fingers... Patron is good for upper shelf in drinking establishments... But i favor true imported tequilas... worm and wax and agave... mezcal even...


2004... thats pussy

false advertisement

Im tellin ...

Then you are not worthy of an Appletini :(

You cant ask about The Appletini if you can not drink one.

So Excellent Napa Valley wines are out, Cheap Tequila is fine and a conversation about Appletini's is not valid. Discussion of a movie and little death to top it off.

Ya confuse me but its been a nice evening.

But I like cheap dates. SO you are 2 and 0.

Why don't you two just share an appletini and talk about css strategy and maybe your fondest memories of jimthefiend.

Alien ... you lack elephant memory, we once conversed while simultaneously swilling appletinis ...

I used to favor the acetone taste of an ice cold green-tini.. but no longer to I urn for the harsh fumes emanating back up from my gut when I burp

My fondest memory of jim was him telling me he wears a skirt...

You have any idea how many Appletini's I have had with people over the years? I was a shameless whore, still am I guess but I can not remember everyone.

Did we fuck?
Los Angeles? San Francisco, Hawaii, Miami?
I never remember Vegas.

Oh, so that is why you sent him $40, he tried the skirt on and won the bet.

You wish...

lemme rephrase... we shared these harsh chilled chemicals over the keyboards as we are now...

nope that was purely a nice guy loan.

reguardless of what jim says I gave it to him because i thought his word and reputation was worth more and he could be trusted.



The skirt talk was while we were civil. He's not at all the same guy away from the board. He can actually be cordial and slightly professional.

He wouldnt give me pics :Oh crap

Well we should talk more on the ICQ.
Cant be having you drag everything out of me here in public!

See ya tomarrow and I may not remember this conversation come morning:)

Oh you will when Universal is on your ass :error