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Madame0120 09-27-2007 11:58 AM

Why I Could Never Be Miss GFY
 
:Oh crap

I can't flip the bird.

Really...

Someone told me I do it like an 8 year old.

:disgust

Ice 09-27-2007 12:02 PM

Hire a stunt bird flipper :)

Deej 09-27-2007 12:04 PM

I would so check you out up there Madame...

I think you should have a ruler in one hand a cup of Joe in the other...

CDSmith 09-27-2007 12:07 PM

Get drunk first, and then do it.

Your bird flipping technique tends to improve drastically with tequila.

SykkBoy 09-27-2007 12:13 PM

the magic of photoshop!

Quagmire 09-27-2007 12:15 PM

You had me scared there for a second...

I thought you were going to tell us you were a dude or something.

Extreme John 09-27-2007 12:16 PM

Practice makes perfect, just start flipping people off.

Sosa 09-27-2007 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2 (Post 13152836)
the magic of photoshop!

I was going to say the same thing

Tom_PM 09-27-2007 12:21 PM

You could prop a popsicle stick behind it to keep it rigid :P

Nasty-Ass 09-27-2007 12:23 PM

So you will set a new trend in bird flipping......

VS_Eddie 09-27-2007 02:53 PM

I think you would be a great Miss GFY, I could teach you how to flip the bird better if you want. :D

Triple10Terry 09-27-2007 03:05 PM

I am voting for madame next month!!!:321GFY Look theres ur middle finger

Honez 09-27-2007 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TD_Triple10 (Post 13153651)
I am voting for madame next month!!!:321GFY Look theres ur middle finger

I second that!!

Triple10Terry 09-27-2007 03:10 PM

Honelynn u make the best bloody marys!!! A late thank u for them in mexico!!! Where do i go to vote for madame?????

Gabriel 09-27-2007 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120 (Post 13152743)
:Oh crap

I can't flip the bird.

Really...

Someone told me I do it like an 8 year old.

:disgust

Maybe not but you can spank like a pro.

After Shock Media 09-27-2007 03:54 PM

I thought you were going to say because you could not afford it. :winkwink:

Madame0120 09-27-2007 04:08 PM

Ya'll are a HOOT! :1orglaugh

The photoshop idea scares me, I've seen what you've done to Juicy.

Imortyl Pussycat 09-27-2007 04:09 PM

you've got my vote Madame! i had a great time getting to know you in Mexico. looking forward to the next venue i can hang with you. my next stop on the show trail is WA, hope i see you there!

Madame0120 09-27-2007 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13153910)
I thought you were going to say because you could not afford it. :winkwink:

More like I don't do blow jobs. ;)

Just kidding Ladies!

Ayla_SquareTurtle 09-27-2007 04:17 PM

I have a looooot of practice so I'll teach you.

Holly Lez! 09-27-2007 04:20 PM

OMG you would be the hottest one ever Madame!

SteveLightspeed 09-28-2007 12:03 AM

Madame and Roy, your place was the center for all the fun at the YP show. The morning coffee and conversation was much appreciated! Don't worry too much about your "bird flipping" skills, you got it where it counts.

Steve Lightspeed

marketsmart 09-28-2007 12:09 AM

"whatever tony404 says"

SteveLightspeed 09-28-2007 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13153910)
I thought you were going to say because you could not afford it. :winkwink:

How much could it cost? I'll sponsor Madame as Miss GFY for Oct 07

DWB 09-28-2007 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13153910)
I thought you were going to say because you could not afford it. :winkwink:

Ditto. Cause you know that is a paid spot. :upsidedow

da man 09-28-2007 04:26 AM

we need some hot pictures :)

Madame0120 09-28-2007 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 13153988)
you've got my vote Madame! i had a great time getting to know you in Mexico. looking forward to the next venue i can hang with you. my next stop on the show trail is WA, hope i see you there!

Loved meeting you too! I swear, the talent this year at WYPD was the most fun ever! The next show on the schedule is The Phoenix Forum, but till then, I'm keeping my tired old ass at HOME.

peterk 09-28-2007 04:35 AM

This Thread Is Useless Without Pics!

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 09-28-2007 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice (Post 13152760)
Hire a stunt bird flipper :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh



:1orglaugh

Violetta 09-28-2007 05:39 AM

flip what? post a pic!

AGS-17 09-28-2007 05:48 AM

I thought you were going to tell us you were a dude or something.

Bird 09-28-2007 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice (Post 13152760)
Hire a stunt bird flipper :)

http://files.myopera.com/jasonnavarr...344/jason2.jpg
http://files.myopera.com/jasonnavarr...344/jason1.jpg
http://files.myopera.com/jasonnavarr...344/jason3.jpg

B O B 09-28-2007 09:14 AM

Couldnt be a finer lady to represent than Madame...whats it gonna take to get it done?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-28-2007 09:16 AM

this thread is worthless without pics

TondaB 09-28-2007 10:23 AM

Madame for Miss GFY October 2007! Let me know where I vote:)

Madame0120 09-28-2007 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 13155673)
Madame and Roy, your place was the center for all the fun at the YP show. The morning coffee and conversation was much appreciated! Don't worry too much about your "bird flipping" skills, you got it where it counts.

Steve Lightspeed

Next time someone asks me about WYPD and the famous tag line ...
Webmasters The Git It .. I will only have to point to this post and tell them not to miss next year.

Thanks Steve .. you are the best room-clearer I've ever had the pleasure to pass the time with. I appreciate the compliments and look foward to ..

Next Year In The Holy Land!
The Spanish Version

Madame0120 09-28-2007 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 13155735)
Ditto. Cause you know that is a paid spot. :upsidedow

Daddy said, you can be cheap - just remember to invoice the fuckers.

:1orglaugh

pornask 09-28-2007 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madrox (Post 13157417)
this thread is worthless without pics

I second that motion...
:pimp

sniperwolf 09-28-2007 11:09 AM

i will vote for you! :winkwink:

Honez 09-28-2007 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TD_Triple10 (Post 13153707)
Honelynn u make the best bloody marys!!! A late thank u for them in mexico!!! Where do i go to vote for madame?????

I love making my "Mary's" and you are more than welcome. If you make it out to the Phoenix Forum, I will have the fixins in our room. You will have to stop by and see us. :)



Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 13155697)
How much could it cost? I'll sponsor Madame as Miss GFY for Oct 07


Steve, if you do this, you will forever be my HERO!!!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-28-2007 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask (Post 13157998)
I second that motion...
:pimp

i see no pics, still pretty worthless!

Luca_Triple 10 09-28-2007 03:08 PM

got my vote for sure!

bump for madame... bring it back to the top!

oh, and i'll flip the bird for you... just have td take the wrath of the yp spoon :winkwink:

Madame0120 09-28-2007 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by da man (Post 13156332)
we need some hot pictures :)

Sorry darlin' this is about as hot as ole Madame gets ..

http://www.dearmadame.com/images/_public/cute_c.jpg

Deej 09-28-2007 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120 (Post 13159988)
Sorry darlin' this is about as hot as ole Madame gets ..

http://www.dearmadame.com/images/_public/cute_c.jpg

Oh freaky jesus...

Thats quite the doo ya got Madame :winkwink:

Madame0120 09-28-2007 08:03 PM

Sigh ..


http://www.dearmadame.com/images/_public/bare_c.jpg

It takes a particular kinda fortitude to post ANY picture on GFY.

Be nice or I'll start with the strap on pics.

Deej 09-28-2007 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120 (Post 13160174)
Sigh ..


http://www.dearmadame.com/images/_public/bare_c.jpg

It takes a particular kinda fortitude to post ANY picture on GFY.

Be nice or I'll start with the strap on pics.

Oh Please Madame!!!


Ive been bad!


Course, Ive actually always been better, especially with the girlfriend, since i got my special ruler from you :)

My webcam calibration stick :thumbsup

Madame0120 09-29-2007 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 13160181)
Oh Please Madame!!!

Course, Ive actually always been better, especially with the girlfriend, since i got my special ruler from you :)

My webcam calibration stick :thumbsup

OMG! Too funny! You know Deej, Madame would LUFF a pic of your massive meat measurement. I'll send a stunt cock release form.

shiloh451 09-30-2007 04:55 PM

Bump for my favorite Madame
 
U go GURL
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Madame0120 10-01-2007 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shiloh451 (Post 13167287)
U go GURL
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Awww thank you Daddy! :pimp

Maybe it's time for that boob job I've been dreaming of since they fell flat, back in `76. :Oh crap

tASSy 10-01-2007 08:02 AM

i will teach you how! oooor, we could just devise a splint for your middle finger so you could perma-flip us off. :)


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