Chuck Norris will kick your ass
 

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http://www.snotr.com/video/386

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Ouch!!!!! Lol.

poor chuck!! good bye. :)

I heard that a long time ago, a horse stepped on Chucks toe. He got so mad that he kicked it in the head.

And thats why the world has giraffes now.

Fuck Chuck


Chuck for CHRISTIAN prayer to be brough back into public schools

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlf...gh%20schoo ls

Chuck saying only CHRISTIANS should be allowed in elected office while also claiming us athiets have some grand conspiracy to wipe them out( ironicly the opposite is most likely true )

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55668

Chuck can never die, even his own heart is afraid to attack him.

that's funny.......

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I heard Chucks tears cure cancer.

The only problem is that Chuck never cries.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck norris doesnt lift his body up and down when he does pushups. He pushes the world down and up!

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

dayam ..

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LOL!

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Relax dude. It wasn't really Chuck Norris, it was just a toy. I know the resemblence was uncanny.

I wasn't talking about the video. I was just making sure all the retards that worship his sorry ass know about the REAL him.

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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

there is no chin behind chuck norris's beard, there is only another fist

Haha! his own heart is affraid to attack him!!!

OMG..lol

Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares the book down until he gets the info he needs.

Watch the video before you post next time :winkwink:

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

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Chuck Norris doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his pants.

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...........Forty seven times.

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In prep school Chuck Norris was a master debater, because nothing rebuts a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.

anything involving chuck norris is hilarious!

poor mexican babys....

djeez :) :) :)