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FUCK! My Publicist Wants Me To Do A Bath House In Jersey!
What the fucking hell am I going to do?!?!?! They won't even pay for front row seats on GreyHound and are going to make me sit in the back with the blacks.
But I'm SUPPOSE to be at a Bath House in San Francisco to hook up with this hot trick from two months ago?!?!?! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!?!?! BTW: Does me posting this impress you in a way that makes me seem even more D list than Kathy Griffin? PS: Posting about my incredibly famous life makes me feel like my nose isn't actually larger than my penis. |
I will be doing a dildo signing in the alley behind Barns & Noble in NYCity on the 13th of October. Better start getting in line now!
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lol lol there will be alot of guido's
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I just got confirmation that I will be on public access television Canada on October 19th to learn how to perform cunnilingus on the "Sunday Night Sex Show" with Sue Johanson.
It's for a segment called "Eating Pussy Is So Easy Even A Faggot Can Do It." My rider states that Sue will be fully waxed before the event. |
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Ya think maybe a little bit? |
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lawds mercy!
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faggot on the loose, beware
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I wish I had a publicist because I would probably get drunk like I am right now and strangle him to death.
Seriously. Plus my pirated satellite is having rain fade right now so I would probably murder a lot of people just because. |
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