What the fuck is wrong with the guy that runs simplynamed?
 

I have some domains on his domain server and I can't move them or unlock my DSN transfer protection. I get an apache error every time I try to do anything.

They don't seem to answer email either. I'm trying to transfer the domains through godaddy but without a confirmation from his side my hands are tied

If anyone can get a hold of this guy please help
https://www.simplynamed.com/contact/

Not sure if this will get you anywhere, but they have a different contact number in whois:

Cool, thx. I might have to call them tomorrow