Joke For The Day
 

A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always ruin his act by saying things like, ?He has a card up his sleeve? or ?He has a dove in his pocket.?
One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat. For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other. Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, ?Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship??

:1orglaugh

haha.. good one

not bad.

Not bad Comp, not bad.

hehe.. that made me giggle:)

/chuckle :1orglaugh

A horse walks into a bar with a set of jump leads, the barman says, I don't mind the long face so long as you don't start anything.

this couple has been trying for a while to have a baby. they tried fertility clinics, sex therapy, counseling, everything. so finally, one day they get pregnant and nine months goes by and the delivery day comes. the doctor delivers the child, but when it came out, he threw it down on the floor, starts stomping on it and kicking it around. finally, he opens up the window and chucks the baby out the window. the couple is freaked! they start screaming, "what did you do to our baby?!". the doctor looks at them and says, "ah, i'm just fucking with you. it was dead anyway"

Holy Shit! Thats Fucking HILARIOUS!:thumbsup
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Good one!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Grog..those were pretty bad..lol