Do you want to fuck my wife or pimp my sig??
 

both 150.00 for the month of oct send me an ICQ msg

twas a joke

Post pic of your wife first please.


PS. Posting such sig offers is now a no no in this forum. Hurry and edit and turn into a joke.

fixed :pimp

:1orglaugh about the wife part

i'll fuck your wife I dont care what she looks like

I do since it would become part of the animated sig.

She has valid ID right? Got to be able to 2257 her afterall.

Does she do anal?

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e1...es/FatGirl.jpg

shes working on her ID , I picked her up at a brothel in omaha on a trip I took trying to get a refund on these fuckin steaks.... come to find out the place is in NY

I am going to ask her how old she is now .. brb

yeah man, just give me some of that belly flab. I can work wonders with some of that blubber and lubricant if she doesn't want to go all the way :thumbsup

ok just found out she does have ID and is old enough

I honestly dont want to have to pass the love of my life around like this but you know sometime you have to do what you have to do

Rules are as follows

You cannot put a full load in her.... you must pull out when half your load has entered her body

You cannot punch her or have otherwise rough sex with her face... this is strongly prohibited


you cannot drop kick or otherwise use any MMA type move on her breast... this is also strongly prohibited

Ok what're the rules about the use of 10 inch dildos?

as follows

10 inch dildos must be soaked in 2% milk at all times prior to penetration with any such device

nostril sex with dildos of this size are strictly prohibited and as hard cement dildos of the same size

............10 inch copper dildos are exempt from these rules


Please dont hurt my sweet cakes :Oh crap she is the love of my life and means more to me then anything

.... except that 150.00

I could even get in there under her chin :thumbsup

Im down... hit me