My buddies mom just had a sex change and when i saw her at the mall she gave me a
 

handshake and "she" shook it very firmly and it made me feel super uncomfterable.

this was her before:
http://www.gamerevolution.com/images...ider_woman.jpg

this is her now:
http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/clippi...b/DSC02104.jpg


she also showed me her "package" it was a DQ cake she had boughten for my buddies bday tonight.

being around her for only a second today made me feel very weird and i can only imagine how bad an entire night being around "her", but i basically have to go this is a close family and friend get together.

what should i do?

kill yourself. :2 cents:

wow nice response,

A) not funny
B) i would never kill myself because i am way to good looking, way to smart, way to sexy, have a huge cock, a sexy girlfriend, great job, lots of family and friends

now compare this to yourself and after careful inspection you will find that YOU should be the one that should kill themselves.

Did she have surgery to change the shape of her ears and eyes, too?

I would ignore her

Drink ..... alcohol.

i didnt ask, or didnt even notice it was quite a shock to me.

what if she hugs me and i feel a poke? :Oh crap

Being that you have an enormous cock, hard or not, you would for sure be first to poke him/her/it...

You know this to be true so dont deny poking trans gendered dance folk..


btw, whos mom is that.... you are a mischievous one

jeez, that is an odd situation.

No kidding! Your poor buddy :disgust

I would kill myself if my mother turned herself into a man.

E-gads.

Tell him/her/it to deflate the thing.., I'm pretty sure female-to-male sex-change recipients still require a "pump." They're like those Reebok's from the 90's.

Or maybe the procedure's gotten more sophisticated recently.

Either way, He/She/It, being new to the gender, needs to learn to control the thing better.

doesn't really matter as long as she's giving me lots of money everyday!

dude I call FUCKING SHANANIGANS!

Those ain't the same people...your weird for even coming up with this story.

If it is true, your weird for having a friend whose mom got a sex change.

That is hilarious, what a fucked up world.

Posting in a sigwhore thread.

ya im a sigwhore because i dont or never have had a sig?

you idiots never stop surprising me. you are to stupid for your own good.

you sound like you want her number? is this true faggot?

where do you useless idiots come from? i mean seriously.

Well, "Posting in a worthless asshole thread" seemed a little harsh at the time.

nice attempt at back tracking you fucking idiot.

you are to stupid to even notice that i dont even fly a sig and then when you realise how much a tool you are you cant even admit it.

self ownage must feel good doesnt it?

+1 idiot on GFY, when will you newbs just die off already? you are useless.

what is a little harsh it that your mother decided against an abortion and had to raise an idiot her whole life.

Nah, not really. I just didn't really feel like calling a spade a spade, but truth be know, you try so hard to be a grandstander that you are just an abrasive asshole.

You're nothing more than a Canadian version of jimthefiend, but you have nothing to sell. Your intellect is on part with Juicy's post bot. Congratulations.

Nice edit, BTW. Was that so you had time to hit up Google to look up 'third grade insults?'

I like how her surgeon added realistic male pattern baldness too. :winkwink:

You know what is really fucking sad? Huh? HUH? HUH?

I'd hit it.

:Oh crap:helpme

take pictures and sell them to "my friend's hot mom"

if she is happy what do you care?

I deserve that. :(

I'm beginning to like you, man :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

posting because MetaMan rocks and his threads get tons of views hahaha

Thats someones fathermom dude

You don't dock him any points for misspelling "too" three times in a paragraph?

well now it is a little late for that dont you think? i guess if you were fucking her in the ass now you could pretend she was still a "she" and it may not make you gay???

after a night of heavy drinking and the possibility of succumbing to a mental blackout - in all honest truth that lady in the first pic is fuckable.

so your GF had a sex change and you don't want to be fucked in the ass or what?

STUPID EURO TRASH ALERT :warning

why do most of you euro trash assholes never come across as even being remotely funny? you say the most obvious jokes and somehow pat yourself on the back.

please grow a brain or i will insert my balls in your ear as a replacement.