The nine most terrifying words in the English language
 

I'm from the government and I'm here to help :winkwink:

"License and registration please"

Thats another scary one

Place your hands behind your'e back Your'e under arrest !

" are you sleeping with my wife" :Oh crap

uh ..what do you think your going to do with that thing ?

"Step out of the car please"

"we should take our relationship to the next level"

Checked it -- 9 words indeed.

LOL :thumbsup :1orglaugh

these 7 are no fun either.

you have the right to remain silent. :(

hahaha

Oh shit, I'm two weeks late for my period.

Ehhh, hi Melinda. This is my wife Jennifer...

Thats similar to what I was thinking...

Reagan said that and its not true.There are lots of great things we have because of government.

You have "Quote of the Day" on your google.com/ig too? :thumbsup

Government Warning: Cigarette Smoking Is Dangerous To Your Health.

That's a lot better than other governments who basically put "THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY."

this is my husband, power lifter from russia, Ivan

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I forgot to tell you but, I have aids.

i like poo, i like poo, i like poo

Holy shit Jim I think I might be pregnant.

Hello Im Christina you called asking for my services :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh !!

hahaha loL!!!))

"I need you to have a seat over there."

Hello and Welcome to GFY word word word word

I once had a visit in my London studio from two police men. As they walked up the stairs flashing warrant cards and announcing their names they said.

We're from Southall murder squad and you have nothing to worry about.

That's when I farted. :1orglaugh

They were investigating a murder of a girl who had phoned me asking about modeling from an ad I ran. She made a list of all in coming out out going phone calls. She was a hooker and had 7 note pads full of telephone numbers and cryptic records of chats.

I am late. Pretty sure it is yours baby.

shit anybody from the south knows when ya hear these words...get outta the way

"Y'all watch THIS!"

That isn't even nine syllables.

say goodbye to my ass

You owe me some money-scary word i didn`t want to heard.

Uh, simon, The exit man hole has been sealed!

:1orglaugh

"I've come for the job, my name is Paris Hilton"

Yes I know it's 10 words, but this is Paris we're talking about.

Nine word scary sentences are so difficult to write.

Honey, I cheated and I didn't use a condom.

The results of the test are back: It's yours.

hahaha we got that exact phrase on packs, well, without the 'fucks' that is ;)
also: 'smoking will make you impotent', 'smoking is deadly', and more of that good shit. I think its a waste of money for them to put it on there cuz it doesnt help anything.

congratulations on the fucking K!

"Remember when I bought that pregnancy test yesterday morning?"

hahaha...i was about to say that

hahah I like that one :)

"are you sitting down before i tell you this"

I always thought it was
"bend over and spread your cheeks"

scared me!
if you were in the military you remember this

Is that the same as "Hit the dirt shitbag!"?

Most of the dumb libs here who support government run universal healthcare obviously believe that.