Old but gold, LOL!
 

Subject: Flat Belly

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.
The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts,worried about what her son has seen.

She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"

The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it."

"You're wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

hahaha... awsome

Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina.

He asks her what it is and embarassed she replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge."

A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!"

She replies, "I lost it, honey."

A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?"

Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face with it!"

ADG

lofr....... this is a good start this monday is different ;)

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Hahahahaha god one

pretty old one lol.

Hah good ones!

nice..good one

Some good ones lol

Oh-oh.
http://pissyourself.com/smilies/qqb008.gif

Hilarious. Heehee.

haha nice one

lol good wons

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lol :D:D:D:D:D

Kids!!!!!

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haha grosss.. black sponge.

soooo old

hahaha! goodie

Lolololololol.... Nice one!!

hahahha awesome

Huh another example how one joke can have million versions.

lol! naughty kiddo! :1orglaugh

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh good one

Old but always worth the min it takes to read