Will someone please loan me forty bucks?
 

I really need it. I probably will never pay it back, but you understand. It's only forty bucks. I may pay you in a day, a year, or never. I prefer never. Then I'll trash you on the boards if you have the nerve to ask for you money to be repaid. How ungrateful and un-Christian like!

Please help out a member of Mensa buy a six pack of Schlitz Malt liquor and some smokes. Maybe I'll get the kid some vienna sausages.:helpme

no

I will not

man this has gotten old fast ....

thats a no