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oddie-executive 09-16-2007 12:40 AM

The first day i had my fingers, tongue and dick in...
 
I still smell her pussy on my fingers in some hot snatch mmmmm i might wash my hands yet i still smell her pussy on my fingers in some hot snatch mmmmm. Be late.

Got full body chills and aches and sometimes sweat bullets, sever sore throat and nothing else then the next day i had trouble walking up one step. Anyway after it all was over she asked you wanna do this alot? Ofcorse i said hell yea. She said she didnt plan on fucking me but you got me soo turned on. She said if you dont but it really dont matter i know this probably sounds juvenile bragging about it but hey its a nice story.

Did you figure out if girls are sluts because they go tanning yet? I'm waiting for your where do babies come from thread. Anyone ever experience 2 weeks later this happens. I didnt bring a condom i said hell yea. She said you can beleive this or not just got back home. We had the most amazing time together! It was like 5 minutes after i had trouble walking up one step.

Just dont know should i go to a dr that specializes in shit problems?

AaronM 09-16-2007 01:51 AM

Now this is worth a bump. :)

CyberHustler 09-16-2007 01:54 AM

what...?

Farang 09-16-2007 01:55 AM

wtf :1orglaugh

AaronM 09-16-2007 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler (Post 13094248)
what...?


If you read it then it must be true.

/sarcasm

uno 09-16-2007 02:22 AM

Nice first post

Malicious Biz 09-16-2007 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oddie-executive (Post 13094078)
I still smell her pussy on my fingers in some hot snatch mmmmm i might wash my hands yet i still smell her pussy on my fingers in some hot snatch mmmmm. Be late.

Got full body chills and aches and sometimes sweat bullets, sever sore throat and nothing else then the next day i had trouble walking up one step. Anyway after it all was over she asked you wanna do this alot? Ofcorse i said hell yea. She said she didnt plan on fucking me but you got me soo turned on. She said if you dont but it really dont matter i know this probably sounds juvenile bragging about it but hey its a nice story.

Did you figure out if girls are sluts because they go tanning yet? I'm waiting for your where do babies come from thread. Anyone ever experience 2 weeks later this happens. I didnt bring a condom i said hell yea. She said you can beleive this or not just got back home. We had the most amazing time together! It was like 5 minutes after i had trouble walking up one step.

Just dont know should i go to a dr that specializes in shit problems?

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pornask 09-16-2007 04:13 AM

nice read :D

qxm 09-16-2007 04:18 AM

were you a virgin?:smokin

AGS-17 09-16-2007 04:19 AM

wtf....!!!

SinisterStudios 09-16-2007 05:05 AM

This thread deserves to be bumped

AaronM 09-16-2007 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SinisterStudios (Post 13094501)
This thread deserves to be bumped


Agreed. :thumbsup

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-16-2007 09:22 AM

did anyone understand a word that this guy said?

Extreme John 09-16-2007 09:25 AM

hottest thread ever??? i guess.

digifan 09-16-2007 09:29 AM

We will see... it could be interesting.

oddie-executive 09-16-2007 10:21 AM

Does red bull work? im going to meet her at 11 didnt want to be dominated by 2 guys, so i figure i go to a general family practice dr? I dont tap it in the parking lot.

Just fuck her or? She has a great personality and great sense of humor just needs a nose job bad. You virgins say anything about pussy smelling its a nice night.

Anyone ever experience 2 weeks of the shits?

ProducerCashDave 09-16-2007 10:30 AM

:helpme:helpme

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-16-2007 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oddie-executive (Post 13095219)
Does red bull work? im going to meet her at 11 didnt want to be dominated by 2 guys, so i figure i go to a general family practice dr? I dont tap it in the parking lot.

Just fuck her or? She has a great personality and great sense of humor just needs a nose job bad. You virgins say anything about pussy smelling its a nice night.

Anyone ever experience 2 weeks of the shits?

:eek7 :eek7

Deej 09-16-2007 12:51 PM

bump for steamy gibberish

Violetta 09-16-2007 12:53 PM

welcome to the board surfer!

nosey 09-16-2007 12:55 PM

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fatfoo 09-16-2007 01:04 PM

so.. where are the pics?

FuqALot 09-16-2007 01:06 PM

hahahhahah:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

marketsmart 09-16-2007 01:10 PM

wtf.... classic....

KILL_FRENZY 09-16-2007 02:23 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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