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yahoo-xxx-girls.com 09-15-2007 10:34 PM

You Can't Beat This Offer... Now Can You ???
 
I am doing a marketing experiment by offering a inexpensive, non adult, service for a donation; on a totally free service namely GFY using a totally free payment service; I was continually told it takes money to make money and I would like to do a 8 month test of this theory.

I will provide you information as to get listed within the first few pages of the main search engines... ( Since the Search Engines can't guarantee even a listing... so too I must also say I cannot provide a guarantee... very sorry... however; I never have a problem getting listed within the top pages of the main search engines... )

There are many webmasters who claim to have better PRs and better Search Engines Positions then you!... So prove them wrong!... :thumbsup

It is important for you to know that I do not actually change your website in anyway, however, the SEO information that I send to you as to optimize your site(s) must be included by yourself. :thumbsup

I will help almost anyone for free up to 30 minutes per one website with a limit of one website per person per a 60 day peorid.

---> For the free service, I will check the main search engines to see what your ranking are for your keywords on your main index page.

or

If you make a $8.00 Donation, when started, I will spend one hour to do as much of the following:

---> Check your ranking within the search engines for each keyword found in the main index page.
---> Check your keyword density of your main index page.
---> Check your current Meta Tags to see if relevant.
---> Rewrite your Meta Tags for your main index page.
---> Submit your website to the main search engines manually.


https://www.paypal.com/en_US/i/btn/x-click-but04.gif


( Your results will be sent to you by email when ready, and if you wish for a continuation then make another donation... :) thanks. )


If you are interested please email your URL to : white{dot}hat{dot}seo{dot}2008{at}gmail{dot}com

or

ICQ me your URL to: 374176548


Please note: I will not answer questions here on this thread regarding technical issues... if you do not know what white hat SEO is then Google it and educate yourselves!



I am going to keep this thread open for as long as GFY allows for it... O and check out their sponsors... such keeps this service going! :thumbsup

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spacedog 09-15-2007 10:38 PM

Wasn't too bright of you to put paypal link on adult forum..

Paypal will yank your account for that

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 09-15-2007 10:39 PM

Not an adult service that I am offering spacedog.

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After Shock Media 09-15-2007 10:40 PM

Paypal button on gfy, I have now almost seen everything.

That is until someone places a mini tub girl inside of goatse with that button riding the wave.

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 09-16-2007 10:17 PM

Seo Example number 1
 
Sept. 17, 2007 @ 2410 Hrs.

WHITE HAT SEO FOR NOOBS



Introduction:

For approximately 3 1/2 years I have spent most of my time reviewing many SEO practices commonly used and have listened to many who wrote on the subject trying to sell others on the idea that they do not need to optimize their website(s), for the search engines, as to get a good position(s) and all that was needed was off site optimization or scripts and linking schemes to up ones PR, as to get a good search engine position(s)...

What I had came across was 4 different classes of people who SEO for themselves and others... those classes are:

---> white hat SEO ( ethical )
---> black hat SEO ( unethical )
---> Grey hat SEO ( ethical & unethical )
---> NOOB ( a person who really just not know; we all start out this way! )


I am going to focus on the ethical practices and would strongly suggest that practicing webmasters do the same. The very first thing one should do to understand SEO is to read what the search engines say... since you are trying afterall to get good listings within them this would be the best starting point.

Search Engine Optimization when properly done is incorporated into ones website(s) when being designed and is not just an after thought.

To get listed in the search engines is not difficult, however getting within the first or second search pages can be a bit hard, if you do not know what you are doing. When people are searching for your site on the search engines they are doing so by using your keywords as to get to your site(s)...

So here are the basics to get your websites picked up by the search engines...

Picking the proper keywords to describe your content is important, but keep in mind that search volume of your keywords is also very important...

It is true the search engines will pick up a website that has no meta tags found in the <head> tag, however this is providing that you have proper keyword density, inbound text link(s) with short description(s) and that you are using <h1> to <h5> headers in your body with a short description found within the tags... but this does not mean that you will have a good position within the search engine(s)

I have always found it much easier just to include the meta tags in the <head> tag of my websites just to keep things straight forwards.


Here is a very simple SEOed webpage...

example domain: ( does not work )

http://www.<font color="Yellow">seo<..._for_noobs.com


<html>

<head>
<title>SEO how-to for noobs !</title>
<META name="keywords" content="seo,how-to">
<META name="Description" CONTENT="Drive traffic to you websites by learning how-to SEO for yourself. This example site has all your SEO how-to books you'll ever need!">
</head>

<body>

<h2>Professional SEO How-to books for $ 0.00 !</h2>

This is only a example on Search Engine Optimization and for the search engines to pickup this example SEO how-to "website" there must be at least 3 paragraphs for google to index you properly...<p />
<br />
Now SEO can be easy if you use meta tags... now in writing this example for you, I will need to have keywords match up to those in my meta tags; or the meta tags are not relevant and will not serve any real function other then to match up to the meta tag description in the head tag... and keyword density will be too low as to gain a good position in the search engines...<p />
<br />
There is a need to have books on SEO describing how-to because there are way too many noobs who need to get educated on the subject... but be kind to them because the subject of SEO can be hard... If you are still reading this I am just writing such to fill the required 3 paragraphs...<p />
<br />
I am writing a this paragraph just for the keyword density requirement; this example just keeps on going but has a actual point and that is to up the keyword density of this example on SEO and how-to... ^^<p />
<br />

</body>
</head>

In the above example on Search Engine Optimization you see the keywords being relevant by appearing in the body of the website example now in order.

1.) the URL has the two keywords
2.) meta tags has the same keywords
3.) the description also has the keywords showing a few times
4.) the title has the keywords
5.) there is a h tag with the keywords
6.) the body has the keywords showing up many time ( important for keyword density )


Even though this is just a sample; such if hosted on the example domain would get a fairly high position within the search engines...

Simple !

I will continue to post on this subject as to help webmasters gain a better search engine positions... so enjoy!


Later,


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million 09-16-2007 10:28 PM

that was nice :) bump for you!

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 09-16-2007 10:34 PM

Thanks million :)

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pornask 09-16-2007 10:40 PM

I have a new mainstream blog that I have just started. I have reasonable SEO knowledge, but if you think you might be interested to take a look at hit me up with suggestions within your "free" service, i would like to hear what you think :)

Will provide the URL via email

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 09-16-2007 10:42 PM

NP pornask just ICQ me the URL.

Later,

pornask 09-16-2007 10:43 PM

I don't have ICQ, never had one and never will.

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 09-16-2007 10:45 PM

ok just email me at: white{dot}hat{dot}seo{dot}2008{at}gmail{dot}com

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lazycash 08-07-2008 03:03 PM

So I'm guessing your marketing experiment was a complete failure.

Juicy D. Links 08-07-2008 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yahoo-xxx-girls.com (Post 13097284)
ok just email me at: white{dot}hat{dot}seo{dot}2008{at}gmail{dot}com

.

[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]

???? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 08-07-2008 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 14578188)
So I'm guessing your marketing experiment was a complete failure.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh i am started to feel bad now , i think i abused him enough

lazycash 08-07-2008 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14578219)

Don't forget all of the dots in the email, he is trying to get good seo positioning for his email address.

buzzy 08-07-2008 03:10 PM

yo if you're so good why aren't you ranking #1 for "porn" ?

Juicy D. Links 08-07-2008 03:11 PM

Quote:

Gobble (03:12 PM) :
hello I saw you provide seo service?
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (03:12 PM) :
yes
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (03:12 PM) :
may i help you
Gobble (03:12 PM) :
you do adult ?
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (03:13 PM) :
I can... but.. the industry is somewhat flaky
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (03:13 PM) :
if you need it i can
Gobble (03:13 PM) :
yes every industry is friend :-) you have good experience with SEO?
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (03:14 PM) :
I have done my one sites and normally get within the first page of google
Gobble (03:14 PM) :
What is your company anme and location :-) I am in mexico
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (03:14 PM) :
I need to step away for a minute or two
Gobble (03:14 PM) :
what rate also for seo?
Gobble (03:15 PM) :
you also have some example of your work and results?
Gobble (03:17 PM) :
hello ?
Gobble (03:21 PM) :
hello?
Gobble (03:24 PM) :
:-)
Gobble (03:38 PM) :
are you here?
:-) yahoo-xxx-girls.com is Away: I am currently away from the computer.
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (03:57 PM) :
sry
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (03:58 PM) :
I had to step away quickly ... i could not help it ... very sry!
Gobble (04:11 PM) :
hello
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:12 PM) :
hi again:-)
Gobble (04:12 PM) :
so what are rates for seo service and also you have proven reult to show?
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:13 PM) :
I really have done my own sites in the past... my new domain has not be up long enough to show you proof
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:13 PM) :
I normally get within the first page of google
Gobble (04:14 PM) :
ok understand you have some example of past result?
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:14 PM) :
but it does depend on may things
Gobble (04:14 PM) :
also what company you have done work for so I can get recommendation
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:14 PM) :
Sry... i did not do this commercially
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:15 PM) :
if your site is not to complex perhaps ill do it as a favor ?
Gobble (04:16 PM) :
do not understand?
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:16 PM) :
if the website you want to get listed is not too complex in terms of what you want
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:16 PM) :
i could do it for free.
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:17 PM) :
just as a favor
Gobble (04:17 PM) :
you have any prior result you can show me you achieve?
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:17 PM) :
As far as I understand Google phases out old websites
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:18 PM) :
if you have 2 or 3 term you would like to get listed with... I could do that for free...
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:18 PM) :
but ill only do this one time'
Gobble (04:18 PM) :
so you have no result to show?
Gobble (04:18 PM) :
I look to spend good money for professional
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:18 PM) :
am not going to lie to you
yahoo-xxx-girls.com (04:19 PM) :
lol I am professional... but good luck
Gobble (04:20 PM) :
so you have no result?
Gobble (04:20 PM) :
what that adult site you have it have result for keyword?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

johnuno11 08-07-2008 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yahoo-xxx-girls.com (Post 13097202)
Sept. 17, 2007 @ 2410 Hrs.

WHITE HAT SEO FOR NOOBS



Introduction:

For approximately 3 1/2 years I have spent most of my time reviewing many SEO practices commonly used and have listened to many who wrote on the subject trying to sell others on the idea that they do not need to optimize their website(s), for the search engines, as to get a good position(s) and all that was needed was off site optimization or scripts and linking schemes to up ones PR, as to get a good search engine position(s)...

What I had came across was 4 different classes of people who SEO for themselves and others... those classes are:

---> white hat SEO ( ethical )
---> black hat SEO ( unethical )
---> Grey hat SEO ( ethical & unethical )
---> NOOB ( a person who really just not know; we all start out this way! )


I am going to focus on the ethical practices and would strongly suggest that practicing webmasters do the same. The very first thing one should do to understand SEO is to read what the search engines say... since you are trying afterall to get good listings within them this would be the best starting point.

Search Engine Optimization when properly done is incorporated into ones website(s) when being designed and is not just an after thought.

To get listed in the search engines is not difficult, however getting within the first or second search pages can be a bit hard, if you do not know what you are doing. When people are searching for your site on the search engines they are doing so by using your keywords as to get to your site(s)...

So here are the basics to get your websites picked up by the search engines...

Picking the proper keywords to describe your content is important, but keep in mind that search volume of your keywords is also very important...

It is true the search engines will pick up a website that has no meta tags found in the <head> tag, however this is providing that you have proper keyword density, inbound text link(s) with short description(s) and that you are using <h1> to <h5> headers in your body with a short description found within the tags... but this does not mean that you will have a good position within the search engine(s)

I have always found it much easier just to include the meta tags in the <head> tag of my websites just to keep things straight forwards.


Here is a very simple SEOed webpage...

example domain: ( does not work )

http://www.<font color="Yellow">seo<..._for_noobs.com


<html>

<head>
<title>SEO how-to for noobs !</title>
<META name="keywords" content="seo,how-to">
<META name="Description" CONTENT="Drive traffic to you websites by learning how-to SEO for yourself. This example site has all your SEO how-to books you'll ever need!">
</head>

<body>

<h2>Professional SEO How-to books for $ 0.00 !</h2>

This is only a example on Search Engine Optimization and for the search engines to pickup this example SEO how-to "website" there must be at least 3 paragraphs for google to index you properly...<p />
<br />
Now SEO can be easy if you use meta tags... now in writing this example for you, I will need to have keywords match up to those in my meta tags; or the meta tags are not relevant and will not serve any real function other then to match up to the meta tag description in the head tag... and keyword density will be too low as to gain a good position in the search engines...<p />
<br />
There is a need to have books on SEO describing how-to because there are way too many noobs who need to get educated on the subject... but be kind to them because the subject of SEO can be hard... If you are still reading this I am just writing such to fill the required 3 paragraphs...<p />
<br />
I am writing a this paragraph just for the keyword density requirement; this example just keeps on going but has a actual point and that is to up the keyword density of this example on SEO and how-to... ^^<p />
<br />

</body>
</head>

In the above example on Search Engine Optimization you see the keywords being relevant by appearing in the body of the website example now in order.

1.) the URL has the two keywords
2.) meta tags has the same keywords
3.) the description also has the keywords showing a few times
4.) the title has the keywords
5.) there is a h tag with the keywords
6.) the body has the keywords showing up many time ( important for keyword density )


Even though this is just a sample; such if hosted on the example domain would get a fairly high position within the search engines...

Simple !

I will continue to post on this subject as to help webmasters gain a better search engine positions... so enjoy!


Later,


.

Wow, why did you give this information away for free? Now it is going to give everyone more work to do.

geedub 08-07-2008 04:16 PM

fuck yes, finally seo service from a pro that i can afford!!

Sawblade2dahead 08-07-2008 05:10 PM

Haha
 
You{dot}Are{dot}A{dot}Fucking{dot}Retard{at}NOOB{d ot}com

Jens Van Assterdam 08-07-2008 05:41 PM

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/6...tarded8oi5.jpg

Mutt 08-07-2008 06:01 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Reak AGV 08-07-2008 06:03 PM

You must be really in the need of $8.00

J. Falcon 08-07-2008 06:25 PM

This guy is a riot.

96ukssob 08-07-2008 06:33 PM

THERE IS NO MONEY IN SEO!!!!!!111

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh nice offer tho for most people, but good luck and hopefully your paypal account doesnt get yanked

JamesK 08-07-2008 06:39 PM

oh my bloody god :(

lazycash 08-07-2008 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yahoo-xxx-girls.com (Post 13093854)

I am going to keep this thread open for as long as GFY allows for it... O and check out their sponsors... such keeps this service going! :thumbsup

.


Lol, gotta love this part, as if his so called seo service was dependent on us supporting gfy's sponsors.

Jakez 08-07-2008 07:46 PM

Soooo, he's offering SEO services, prefers not to handle adult even though his username is yahoo-xxx-girls.com, which is an under construction page, yet he's a professional. Wow... did you just search "SEO" on Google and paste that whole White Hat SEO BS? What's even more sad is this guy will probably get some 'business' from this.

rowan 08-07-2008 07:49 PM

http://thsrv.com/p/bravia_paint.jpg

Run home, Balalsubturfyooj! Run as fast as you can!

brassmonkey 08-07-2008 07:55 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh OMG!!


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