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eddie-executive 09-14-2007 09:02 PM

Have you ever asked a chick out in a store like the supermarket????
 
Im to shy for that shit i would end up sweating so much she'd think im having a heart attack:1orglaugh Plus with all the people arround i think that makes it worse for the both of us. I would follow her out to her car in a non creepy way and ask her out in the parking lot.

Just curious if the dudes got the balls to do that on here. What would you say to her? Im not talking about recruiting models and handing a business card either:1orglaugh

Sly 09-14-2007 09:04 PM

Following her out to her car is far more creepy than asking her in the store.

eddie-executive 09-14-2007 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 13089545)
Following her out to her car is far more creepy than asking her in the store.

What going up to her and saying "excuse me sorry to bother you but i noticed you in the store and i was to shy to ask you this in there. Can i get the digits to tap that ass tonight?"

ProjectNaked 09-14-2007 09:07 PM

they made a tv show for you - The Pick-Up Artist

Should help your pimping skillz :thumbsup

eddie-executive 09-14-2007 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ProjectNaked (Post 13089560)
they made a tv show for you - The Pick-Up Artist

Should help your pimping skillz :thumbsup

Funny i never heard of it and you did hmmm and it was made for me?:1orglaugh

marketsmart 09-14-2007 09:16 PM

yes, i met your mom at the car wash... she needed some change for a dollar.. 10 minutes later i am waxing her ass and she is blow drying my shlong...

eddie-executive 09-14-2007 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 13089578)
yes, i met your mom at the car wash... she needed some change for a dollar.. 10 minutes later i am waxing her ass and she is blow drying my shlong...

Gotta love the internet where you can something that you would never say to a persons face:thumbsup

[ScreaM] 09-14-2007 09:32 PM

I don't have the balls for that.

woj 09-14-2007 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by eddie-executive (Post 13089555)
What going up to her and saying "excuse me sorry to bother you but i noticed you in the store and i was to shy to ask you this in there. Can i get the digits to tap that ass tonight?"

yea, no kidding :1orglaugh

ProjectNaked 09-14-2007 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by eddie-executive (Post 13089563)
Funny i never heard of it and you did hmmm and it was made for me?:1orglaugh

I'm not the one posting about being afraid to approach women :)

marketsmart 09-14-2007 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by eddie-executive (Post 13089593)
Gotta love the internet where you can something that you would never say to a persons face:thumbsup

actually, i would say anything to someones face that i would say on this forum... you see, i am fucked up and stupid crazy... the best thing that could happen to me is someone punch me in the face for something i said on a board... and no i wouldnt sue you...

either, i would be knocked out (if you are a tough guy) or i would take your little bitch punch and then proceed to knock you on your ass...:thumbsup

eddie-executive 09-14-2007 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 13089669)
actually, i would say anything to someones face that i would say on this forum... you see, i am fucked up and stupid crazy... the best thing that could happen to me is someone punch me in the face for something i said on a board... and no i wouldnt sue you...

either, i would be knocked out (if you are a tough guy) or i would take your little bitch punch and then proceed to knock you on your ass...:thumbsup

Nah nuts like you aren't worth i just let it work itself out naturally. You'll tick someone else of offline and you'll get yours:thumbsup

D 09-14-2007 09:47 PM

Did it once.

She was looking at cantaloupes and I told her about how American supermarkets mislabel the fruit, because nearly all of the "cantaloupes" in the U.S. are, in fact, "Musk Melons"... cantaloupes grow in Europe - and not here.

I then showed her how to pick a fresh one (by smelling the core), and asked her if she'd be up for coffee later.

4 hours later, we were at the local coffee shop.


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