Post Man From Hell !!! HELP ME PLEASE!
 

our post man is a sneaky, snooping, terrible person.

EVERYTIME... every single time.. we get a naughty magazine in a black or white covered bag, a package from ebay or anything of the sort that is not laid open for our fucking mailman to read..... our mailman OPENS THEM ALL!!

Yesterday we got the Fubar magazine.. It was open

Today he opened a vibrator that deeprub got me for our anniversary.. THERE WAS A HOLE CUT IN THE BOX!!

It is getting insane.. the dude knows ENTIRELY too much about us... he has seen business cards... that were taped on the fucking outside of the box.... checks from adult sponsors,..... and he opens EVERYTHING adult and has for about a month!!!
just soooo much stuff...
what can I do???????????

If I get one more thing ripped open from him I am going to lose it.. HE OPENED MY VIBRATOR TODAY... wtf????

WHAT CAN I DO TO THIS PERVERTED BASTARD TO MAKE HIM STOP INVADING MY PRIVACY????

(without drawing attention in my community to my adult lifestyle )

:(:(:(:(

Talk to him ..ask him what's up.

Why not call the postmaster general and report him. Isn't that against the law?

you should be able to complain to the post office that your mail keeps getting opened....get his ass fired, that type of shit is no good!

try to complain on his office...its like invasion of privacy right

how about going to the police and file a complaint ?

What a sicko..Report him to the post office and show them the evidence of what he keeps doing.

I would kick his ass

and try that dildo on him

Call the post office and talk to the manager there have him fired.. you can sue them over that shit.

He knows entirely too much about me and what business I am in to fuck with him too much..

We live in the bible belt and it is for sure not kewl to be in this business around here..although we have been in it 9 years ....
I dont want the town to know...

I could get him fired.. and he could tell off on me as well.. I do not want to go that path.. I just want him to stop..

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Vibrator lol :1orglaugh

I used to work at the post office long ago. The best way is to contact the Postal Inspectors and tell them what is going on.

I received my Fubar magazine a few days ago and the envelop was split open along the entire bottom. I don't think it was intentional - it appeared to be a result from the magazine being a very tight fit in the envelope, and then the magazine being bent or curled (as in rolled up).

The local post office may not do anything. Call the postal inspectors every day. Everyone in the post office fears the postal inspectors, even the managers.

If you simply want him to stop - tell him you've been documenting every open letter and package over the past ____ years - and that you will be turning over those records to the Postal Inspectors at the very next occurance of even the slightest invasion of privacy. If he has a brain, this will get his attention.

go get a po box

call the postal inspector, they will set him up and fire his ass

I had an asshole mailman too. He was always doing fucked up shit, like anything that looked like a check might be inside would have a slice taken out of the edge of the envelope, etc. I had to call the post office a few times, it was a big ordeal. Turns out I wasn't the only person in the neighborhood having problems and he's gone now.

One of the first things I did though, before I called the post office, was I changed the mailing address for anything financial and had it sent to a trusted relative's house. Once I was sure the worst thing this guy could do was steal my val pac cupons I started complaining. If you don't have a relative or someone you trust, you can always get a mailboxes etc or a PO box. Mail people seem to have a tendancy to snap so you never know ;)

Move your business mail (and your kinky sex toys ;) ) to a Mail Boxes Etc or a Packmail or something in a different town. That's what I did 10 years ago when I started my business. Yeah, it's a PITA to make the drive and yes, there are times when the folks working there know what I do (the best was the 1 or 2 checks ARS sent out several years ago with the site names showing through the window....), but the people in the burb I lived in then and the small town I live in know aren't "in the know".

Understand that 1. He's told everyone he knows already.
2. He's doing this to other people too.
3. There are probably people getting a lot worse than what you're getting in the mail ;)

But honestly, the best thing is to move the adult biz stuff out of your local area. That keeps his nose out of it. Period.

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Spray him with mace....And tell him bad dog! LOL

a) that's so against the law for the postman to do it
b) you live in the new america, get used to it

hahaha, that's so wrong, what a jerk!