If you're blond and have tits don't read this
 

One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.

''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''

ChrisL

Drum roll :GFYBand katish

hahah that one is going in the book!

LMAO lol i gotta admint that shit was funny
lol i gotta tell that one to my girl, shes not blonde so she'll laugh
her ass off ;)
good one
regards, u got jokes like that bring it
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One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time.
''I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!''


Bohooobohoooo :glugglug

ChrisL

Poor Sally...
OK, I admit... It's really difficult. But it can be done, really!
:tongue:

I think I'll start 'blonde jokes' section on my site...
Do you know any NEW ones?

He he he he

A blonde decides to show her husband that despite what everyone says, blondes really are smart.
While her husband is at work, she decides that she is going to paint the living room in their house. So the next day as soon as he leaves, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home after work and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a parka and a mink. He asks her what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the room.

He says that he was impressed at the good job she had done, but what's with her wearing the two coats?
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, ''FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS!''


ChrisL

Hey! I'm blonde & have big tits! And I'm VERY offended! :321GFY

LMAO!!!
:1orglaugh

Don't want to be rude but your java console is a tad morbid "11th September CLICK HERE TO JOIN AND HAVE FUN"

ChrisL

erock I love Blond women, especially hot firey ones like you. Please can I see a picture of you, you got to admit if I am a supporter, well you could consider me a fan.:Graucho

Can mail it to me please [email protected]

Here ya go, ya sexy young thang!
http://www.bigcitybabes.com/pics/convicted666.jpg

You are not rude, Chris, you are right.

Changed.

There was a script to update this console automatically.

I'm just a blonde, you know...

The topic is unneccessary. If you are blonde and have tits...you most likely can't read anyway.

Why did the blonde have lipstick on her steering wheel?


...she was tring to blow the horn.

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What did the blonde mother say to the blonde pregnant daughter?


.....are you sure its yours?




Later,
Ray

I use a piece of software which reads & and explains things to me.
Something like blonde<->RestOfTheWorld translator.