The Differences Between Work and Prison
 

IN PRISON:....The majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK....You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON....You get three meals a day.
AT WORK....You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON....You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK....You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON....A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK....You must carry around a security card and unlock and
open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON....You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.....You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON....You get your own toilet.
AT WORK....You have to share.

IN PRISON....They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK....You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON....All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work
required.
AT WORK....You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for
prisoners.

IN PRISON....You spend most of your life looking through bars
from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK....You spend most of your time wanting to get out
and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK....They are called supervisors.

IN PRISON....You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK....You get fired if you get caught.

NOW GET BACK TO WORK! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

so damn true.... :1orglaugh

hahahah! that makes my day!

HAHA yet I do not get forced butt sex at work.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

maybe you need a better job

No thank you. Well actually getting imune to *******, goatse, assorted maggot infestations, eels shooting out of twats, having Im the duke crap blasted over the phone calls I am on, and well dealing with and viewing nearly every twisted sub micro niche out there.... forced buttsex may not be that bad afterall.

you get your own toilet in prison?

Um most prisons I have seen on news things are often over crowded and you have cell mates, unless your in solitary or a celebrity.

Did I say you could sit at my cube, BITCH!?

If you take a job at prison, you might get shivved, but you can at least get pennies for hours of labor.

What a dumbass comparison.

your job sounds like it's pretty shitty:tongue:

Your job's worse than prison.

Haha, very true!

Lol, nice one.....

:)

haha... funny list! Gonna steal a car and rob a bank now!!!!1

Why do you think our prisons are so full?

Very amusing :-)

Prison sounds so much better

So they can make money of each inmate

True :1orglaugh

Prison = Two Hots and a Cot

LOL so true!

that was pretty funny

..that's a good one :1orglaugh

haha! so sad, but so true!

Sounds about like office life.

That was awesome! Only one missing is...

Work - You get paid
Prison - You dont. (pennies dont count)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Seriously though, who here has a job like is described as work on this thing? I know I don't, and I doubt most of you do either. I'd say most everyone posting on this board has a decent gig going. Yah for us.

Word........

very true