Have you ever seen this site? Pretty funny stuff!
 

This site is dedicated to misheard lyrics from all the big artists...Here are a few samples:

"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a gay stripper.
Original Lyrics:
She was a day tripper.


"Rocket Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bernie Taupin sleeps with everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' his fuse up here alone.



"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swallow, my love.
Original Lyrics:
All of my love


http://www.amiright.com/misheard/


Enjoy!

When I was a kid, I thought the song from the Who "Let my love open the door." - was actually - "Let Murder open the door."

I know, I'm an idiot....

"BIllie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peachie keen is not my mother
She's just a squirrel
Who says that I dunno what
But the ken is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl
Who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.