Hellish Thoughts ....
 

Don't know if this has been posted, but quite interesting .....

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University
of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so
"profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the
Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of
enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So
we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the
rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that
once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls
are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do
not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go
to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of
change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order
for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume
of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.

If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman
year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you",
and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then
number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and
has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since
Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more
souls and is therefore, extinct ... leaving only Heaven thereby
proving the existence of a Divine being which explains why, last
night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

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Ha, that ending was awesome.
WG

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That was smart!

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LOL; I can't help but wonder how he did in that course. :1orglaugh

If I was the Professor he would have aced it.

Should be fucking President with that mind.

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hahaha.. nice thats awesome!!! oh my god! :D

bad ass. going on my blog, thanks!

hell is hell and souls ARE NOT leaving so his whole argument is bullshit ...

I give you an F-

haha! lol that kicks fuckin ass. nice find lindsay!

Hahah...

I just received an email with this explanation in it, and did a search to see if it had been posted before.

Funny Stuff! :thumbsup

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I can't believe my attention span held through that... CLASSIC .....noice!

Give yourself a F- too.


CBT - thanks for that, made me chuckle :)

.....thank heaven for Teresa..

thats funny good one.

Heh heh..that was pretty good

http://www.spotinheaven.com

http://www.spotinhell.com

;-)

really funny stuff :)

That was smart! :)

ahaha, that was classic. I am sure the professor busted up laughing :1orglaugh
Definitely A+ material :thumbsup

Was worth the read... :1orglaugh




ps (porn webmasters are all going to hell)

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That was good! :winkwink: