she can get what she wants in the divorce, I'm moving to Africa.
 

man, i'll be damned if I spend another fucking dollar paying my divorce lawyer $150 an hour to go through this bullshit. If her lawyer calls my lawyer unannounced and my lawyer talks back to her lawyer for only a few minutes, the shit costs me $40!! that's insanity.

I'm just going to give her what she wants and get the divorce. I'll be able to negotiate liberal visitation and a fixed amount of support. I'm still young and I can make plenty more babies in my lifetime.

Then when the divorce is finalized, I'm on the next plane to Africa and I'm going to build a fucking mansion down there, get like 3-4 wives, and run my pornography empire down there. Fuck this.

Yes, I'm high as hell and drunk as hell while I'm writing this, but that's what I really want to do. Ever since I saw Coming to America, and saw Eddie Murphy getting his dick washed by his servants, I knew that was the life for me.

So I took a trip down to Nigeria by myself one day. I planned to be there for six months but I only lasted 7 weeks. The first 4 weeks I had Malaria so that really put a damper on the trip.

Anyway, I was down there and I saw muthafuckas down there driving benzes and lexuses and shit. I saw muthafucking MANSIONS down there. I saw Nigerians who got paid off of that bank fraud shit living the good life and I saw the finest big booty black hoes for CHEAP!! I had my own personal village bitch cutting my damn toenails with a razorblade down there. And she did a damn good job.

I can build a solid brick 5 bedroom home for $20,000 in Nigeria. I'll have the satellite dish hookup, the pool, and everything else. My ex-wife has family down there so I can just build her a nice little bungalo and call it a day. It will be much cheaper to take care of my ex wife down there than it is up here...and she has wanted to move to africa for a long time now.

I am not about to have the courts and my ex-wife in my fucking business and haggling the fuck out of me about my kids for the next 20 years up here in America. FUCK THAT. Why? when I can go to the nearest african village, have multiple wives, and pop out kids by the dozen?? I can have servants cleaning my home, driving me around, SUCKING MY DICK!!

My lease is up in June. My furniture is getting thrown out, my ex-wife's furniture will go to her mothers, and We're THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

I've had it. I'm not going to let muthafuckas worry me into an early grave when I can just leave...FUCK EM!! FUCK EM ALL!!

whats the percentage of people that have aids down there 40....

I would do that shit too,I wish I wouldnt have befriended so many people over my life because thats probably the only reason keeping me where I'm at... Go get em "Sincere" :1orglaugh

I'm still trying to figure out why you're taking your ex with...

There is only one solution. Just take her camping one last time. Or have a gun cleaning accident.

What would you rather have? Her take everything you have and then pay for the rest of your life? Or a year in a minimum security pen and only doing a year for involuntary manslaughter.

Spend the money you save on a good defense attorney.

Lets this be a lesson to you kiddies.

Never.

Ever.

Marry a woman.

And if you are that stupid. One word. Prenup.

Dont let her cry her way out of one.

She is a slut, you know she is... why else would she be with you to begin with?

because I have to deal with the heifer regardless. So would I rather live in the US, with the child support folks breathing down my neck, because my ex can't afford the rent for her apartment. Having every fucking dollar sought after by a greedy lawyer, and never really being able to have SHIT while I keep fighting with the woman. OR

for a fraction of the cost, go to a place where we BOTH want to go, I could afford to provide her with a luxurious lifestyle for her and my kids for the rest of her life, while at the same time, living a luxurious care-free and COURT-FREE lifestyle with my many wives.

And I said, she has a very close family member who lives where we are moving so she has always wanted to go. She has been to Nigeria 5 times herself.

It's cheaper to set her out in a new mansion in Africa, see my kids, make more kids with other women, than to have every tom dick and harry in my finances here in the US. It just isn't worth it. I can't afford to build her a mansion here in the US..But there, BOTH of us can have them with miles of our own land surrounding us.

I don't have to be here to do what I do, I mean I push Ebony gotdammit. Plus I'll have that market cornered. I can also import bitches from other countries freely to Nigeria..With this 9/11 shit, you can't even come across the U.S. border with a Canadian these days.

The law is against the man here. But unlike the 9-5 working stiff, who has to tolerate getting his wages garnished, somebody like me can step on the next plane with his laptop in tow.

jesus is the answer

I totally think you should go do...... cant think of many places I would rather live. Iam thinking that a mullet may be a bit out of place in Nigeria though no?

Rory
:karaoke

Dude...nigeria...too close to machete gangs and aids for me...try eastern euro...still cheap and it's a little more stable without the guns and crazy

too funny

Shoot the bitch:thumbsup

Here is another one
As a woman in this business
Never
Ever
Marry a fucking guy!
Prenup!! (And that doesn't always work either!!!)
Make it a good one!
Fuck them all!

can you get a servant for like a dollar a year? I'm seriouslly thinking about this too lol..Maybe in 5 years,I figure in 5 years the country will either be more stable or will be so close to shit I'll have no choice but to stay away... Anybody been to Africa? Think I'm going to plan a trip for next Summer,don't want to get killed...

South Africa has alot of white people, and its got all the moden things your used to.
A few negative things though:
- Lots of Crime!
- High rate of hiv/aids through out most of Africa.

But it would be cool to go out on the safari and see Elephants (take Gary with you)

Does anyone know if their income tax is high or not?

can you carry concealed weapons? ... and the aids won't be a problem,I'll have my 3 servants tested and then never let them leave the house... Yes,i have it all planned out! :1orglaugh
If i take over villages and use them as content will the government come for the white devil?

Theres this English firm that caters to wealthy men only, or just men in general. They setup all these "secret" accounts for you to store your funds in without letting the wife ever know, or the govt. this way if divorce time comes, you keep almost your entire cash flow to these accounts and let them take half of the regular shit. my dad already started with his account with them, and i'm starting next year.

where i live there is a big billboard sign that says Divorces $499

No, it would cost you around $5 a month if you want to pay someone to cook 3 times a day and clean the house. But since all of my servants will be females that I'm rescuing from their lives in a hut, the only cost will be clothing, housing, and feeding them. And healthcare. Other than that, it's free.

I will start off with renting a nice luxury flat for about $1,000 a year, food will cost me less than 100 a month because all of my food will be cooked by my servants and with ingredients from the local market. I'll buy a used car for a few thousand. I'll only wear clothes that are locally produced and that will run very cheap..

Private school, with teachers from Nigeria and Brittain for the kids will be maybe $3,000 a year, if that. They're still young.

Besides international health insurance, and plane fare (1,200-1,500 each person), I really won't be spending anything. I could live in luxury down there for what I spend in two months up here.

And think of the money that I'll save. With prices so low, I'll accumulate wealth quickly. Damn near all of my money I make now goes towards expenses and bullshit.

And yes, they do have AIDS tests. I'll just take my hut bitches to the clinic, and after they get a clean bill of health, I'll bring them to the house and lock the door.

I didn't see any "machete gangs" running around down there either. But I did see plenty of Heroin dealers, mail fraud operators, and other international nigerian criminals driving around in Mercedes with 3-4 bitches in tow each day.

If I went somewhere like eastern europe, I'd get my throat cut somewhere. then you'd see the killing on video on consumption junction. those eastern europeans are crazy. I'll stick with africa.

concur

LOL,,, this is a classic example of the grass is greener on the other side,,

nice dream though,, have you found out how much a high speed internet connection costs?

BVF will be making phat cash off his nigerian scam..

this is Prince BVF, Son of King BVF
we have 13.3 million dollars that we need to transfer out of the country :1orglaugh

The idea of Nigeria as country selection sounds bad.

ahahahahahaha

that's not going to be a problem. my ex-wife's family runs an isp down there..If that doesn't work, I can sign up with 2 other isp's. .but you're right, I didn't think about the costs for high speed. However, I've been a webmaster for two years and I'm still on dialup myself. and I'm successful enough to have the means to move out of the country...

And I know it sounds crazy and like a "dream" but I've been there and have seen it with my own two eyes. My ex-wife has been down there five times. When we went together, we stayed at the house of this lady who was a lawyer down there and who graduated from Howard University. She had her own driver, her own maid, and her own house watchman. We watched BET on satellite, drank beer, smoked weed (17 pre-rolled joints for ONE DOLLAR) and enjoyed the air conditioning.

I saw PLENTY of europeans down there living the good life. And not a lot of black americans. it's probably because black americans don't like to travel and want to believe any stereotype that they hear on television without seeing it for themselves.

I would really like to get some input from someone who has actually been on the continent of africa and is a current successful webmaster. Even better if there is one who is living in africa now.

You sound like you need a good fisting!

An 'accident death' during a divorce.....
Any defense lawyer up for a big challenge?

Now its a Done Deal :winkwink:

But you SERIOUSLY need to see how their laws are on producing Porn. REALLY. You dont want to get your balls cut off and handed to ya.

SERIOUS SHIT!

Good luck playa -


If it dont work out, just hit me on ICQ and I'll buy your sites. :winkwink:



The Dawg

IF you go to Africa, you can make fortunes, because down their if your white (no offence to the blacks) your considered a Professional at anything you want. If a black guys try to sell something to a company they will not believe what he says, but if your White and full of BS they will believe you.

My friend has a Wireless ISP down their, he goes their once every 2 months. Only problem is that if you expect some check via fedex it's going to to a month :) the mule don't go as fast as a truck.

But go for it, life is to short to be wondering what you could have done 20 years ago, most people that gets to 40 or 50 always start going nuts, because they see death coming towards them now, and they say " What did i do in my life" Worked 8 - 4 and watched TV.

GO FOR IT, i want to move their also, but i need to go scout a few places before i make my move. North America isn't the best place in the world, only to the person who never seen anything else.

:Graucho

Here is some info on Nigeria

http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/...k/geos/ni.html

their is 100 000 internet users cool!

I always wanted some employes for $5 a week

:) Do you smell TGP?