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  • loreen
    myadultdesign.com
    • May 2004
    • 12558
    #1

    The Church of Google

    "We have compiled a list of nine proofs which we believe definitively prove Google's title as God.

    » PROOF #1
    Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified.

    » PROOF #2
    Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent).

    » PROOF #3
    Google answers prayers.

    » PROOF #4
    Google is potentially immortal.

    » PROOF #5
    Google is infinite.

    » PROOF #6
    Google remembers all.

    » PROOF #7
    Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent).

    » PROOF #8
    According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined."

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    • Manowar
      jellyfish  
      • Dec 2003
      • 71528
      #2
      why in god's name would you google for 'google' ?

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        • loreen
          myadultdesign.com
          • May 2004
          • 12558
          #3
          I ask myself that oh so many times
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            • loreen
              myadultdesign.com
              • May 2004
              • 12558
              #4
              bump for The Church of Google
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                • Scott McD
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 67792
                  #5
                  Originally posted by loreen
                  » PROOF #3
                  Google answers prayers.
                  I'd like some proof on that one please...


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                    • Libertine
                      sex dwarf
                      • May 2002
                      • 17860
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Scott McD
                      I'd like some proof on that one please...
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                        • loreen
                          myadultdesign.com
                          • May 2004
                          • 12558
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Scott McD
                          I'd like some proof on that one please...
                          "One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on."

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