Last time you got LAID
 

The worst thing I could be doing right now is writing copy for a hardcore series... but alas, it is so.

So when was the last time you got jiggy with it?


It's been 52 days for me *sigh*

me too ! :waaaaahh


Hey, lets help each other out here ... :thumbsup

need some help ? :glugglug

There's not a "2 minutes ago" option? That'd be my pic...

whats this sex thing people keep talking about, and where can i order some?

Clarification:

this sex would have to have been had with another HUMAN :winkwink:

Hmm... 52 days? Really? That's a long time... for some.

See a guy called Escort Biz. He should be able to help you out.

3 hours ago.

*licks lips*

right now!

Bhahahahahahah !! :thumbsup

52 days for a hottie like you? You work with gay dudes or something?

own hands dont count :winkwink:

The fact that this thread was started by a girl is really cool. :thumbsup

Cheshire just likes messing with our heads. 52 days? No way.

even more so

by a very hot one

No...the fact that this thread was started by a girl is really sad

Speak for yourself. :)

So are we to list if it was with the wife or the GF :glugglug



by the wife ,,,,, that been a while for i am out of the country making content for you guys

by gf 1 12 hours ago ,
by 24 alittle over 24 hours ago


:thumbsup :glugglug :thumbsup

:(

goddamnit!

"So when was the last time you got jiggy with it? "

are you trying to piss me off missy? :Kissmy

Yeah, I guess it is sad that she's not getting all the big huge cock that she deserves.

This thread has prompted me to reach for the phone...

Does hookers count or are we talking about non-paid sex?

I think it was in 1665

sorry man, i´m leaving the house as we speak.

leave the message and i´ll get back to you.

If it's any consolation ~ the last time I had it, it was REALLY GOOD

Enough to last me a while I guess...

dancers always get laid:)

no reason to be rude, boy :warning

Hey Cheshire .. pssstt ...




























http://freetgpsubmitter.com/fun/cock.jpg

THAT'S BULLSHIT !!!

http://www.paysitedesign.com/hmdance2.gif
I've been dancing my ass off for 6 months, and it hasn't worked :(

Milo, I'm not calling you again. The last time I did you told me I couldn't fuck your sexy Argentinian sister after you let me see that family picture. Now that I think about it, it sure did look a lot like you with a wig... sexy boy. Would you like a plane ticket?

Hmm... really good? It wasn't me so how could it be really good? Hmm...

It was kinda OK would be a better answer.

dont flatter yourself :winkwink:

LOL

ya thats what i was thinking. maybe she looks so good no guys approach her.

i lay myself all the time

tease

I have that problem myself...

No guys have approached me either. Is my ass too big? Ya think I need a boob job? I just don't get it.

CHISHIRE does it count if it was with an effigy of you (btw you were very good, thank you)

10 mins ago;)

No baby, your ass looks perfect.

I was going to say... an hour ago at Lunch is not on the list. What if it has been less that 24hours?

Thank you Sly, you just don't know how much that means to me.

Yeah, kamn was really good for me too... Let's see, how long ago was Internext? Just about a month now, I suppose.

Hey Chesh -

If I weren't married and lived nearer to you I'd help you out...if you swing that way that is. :Graucho :xomunch