Why are so many people jealous of me?
 

Is it my good looks?
Large package?
Hot car?
10/10 girlfriend?
great friends?
great family?

all of the above?


God loves you all plus you do not have a shot in hell to be as amazing as me so i suggest just being you (lame) and STOP TRYING TO BE ME!

I am not jealous...

I thought you were the janitor here

you do give good head, so heh

[QUOTE=MetaMan;13042147]Is it my good looks?
Large package?
Hot car?
10/10 girlfriend?
great friends?
great family?

all of the above?

Nope, it's you're winning personality :1orglaugh

I think it's cuz you're such a cool canadian internet forum guy. People are always jealous of cool internet forum guys.

I am as ugly as anyone can be.
My PP is 5.5 inches on a good day.
I drive a 1976 orange Ford Pinto
Good not great friends.
But my family is better than yours:winkwink:
So my deal is done.

must be your modesty

glad you got a good life.

man, you are so blessed........ a very lucky person. stay cool......

I think it's your keyboard karate skills, and good looks of course.

Lol, so with great friends, family and a 10 girlfriend, why are you post whoring on here for hours 6 out of 7 nights a week? Could it be that you are a loner, disowned by your family and you can only handle seeing your 3/10 girlfriend once a month.

Because I've heard that ignorance is bliss. I want the bliss you must feel.

Dr Kevlar rates you: delusional

im better than you anyway

Not everyone can be gods gift to... well, anyone!!!

must be the package...

I have no idea why

so with all of that, would you be my bf?. hahaha! :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

sorry i am currently taken. :( i get snatched up pretty quickly.
me = ALPHA MALE