Paranoid flyers...
 

I was just wondering...I am not very paranoid, in fact, I am pretty calm (an hour every monring in Detroit rush hour will do that to you).

Anyway, I am flying in a week to Europe, non-stop. And was wondering if I should succumb to all this bullshit media propaganda and be all worried and shit about flying?

10 days for Oktoberfest, wish me luck on keeping my liver.

Shit, get amoungst some of that German beer and stop worrying! Some of that stuff is up the 8 percent alchohol content, and servered in huge Steins, delivered by gorgeous Bavarian women!

Enjoy :winkwink:

Just go have fun and don't worry about destiny, as if you could control it anyway! Just be greatful that Lawrence Connor has his own domain:)

I've been there a few times, and I am completely not worried, it's just that the fucking media, every turn I take, is trying to build fear and anguish in the American public...

All I know, is that beer is free on the plane, and I am set to arrive at 9AM in Germany drunk off my arse!

ZICKE ZACKE ZICKE ZACKE HOI HOI HOI!

Also keep in mind that those barmaids are fine and you have a real good shot at one or more of them, but keep in mind that mentioning Captain Caca is probably not going to be a smart idea:(

"keep in mind that mentioning Captain Caca is probably not going to be a smart idea"

... now what the hell is this supposed to mean ??

Ask the man, it is his alter ego, not mine:glugglug

dude . . . that's about played out, don't you think?

If you say so:( , but he does:)

to die in a planecrash the chances are 1 in like a 10 million, so you have a better chance dying in a car crash

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lev
to die in a planecrash the chances are 1 in like a 10 million, so you have a better chance dying in a car crash [/QUOTE


Or being hit by lightening, slipping in the bathtub, their are more chances of dying in a household accident then being killed anywhere else, so forget it and remember that you know who owns his own domain:)

Last year, in Australia, 4 people fractured their skulls on their toilet bowls after passing out while throwing up after a night on the piss. I don't think any of them died though. But the point is, you can die doing just about anything!

That useless fact was obtained from Grinspoon's new video, No Reason. :winkwink:

Go the grinners:thumbsup