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Azoy? 09-04-2007 10:28 PM

so what do you use when you have constipation ?
 
So what do you use when you have constipation due to work stress ?

I tried Ex-Lax today. Man that stuff works but I ran into one bad issue after a major case of diarrhea at 1:00 AM. Ran out of toilet paper :mad:

aico 09-04-2007 10:29 PM

I drink coffee all day when I work, constipation is not an option.

Turf 09-05-2007 12:57 AM

i normally just eat some bad sushi.. that takes care of the problem in no time!

VicD 09-05-2007 12:58 AM

Try herbs, there must be "senna" in it, it works good

zand_stein 09-05-2007 02:23 AM

i just eat a lot of prunes........

ServerGenius 09-05-2007 02:31 AM

Drink 2 bottles of astroglide :thumbsup

ServerGenius 09-05-2007 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zand_stein (Post 13036102)
i just eat a lot of prunes........

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh grapes are also very good I hear

After Shock Media 09-05-2007 02:34 AM

Keep a normal diet to begin with.

However do to my high iron intake I can relate on occassion, get a slow acting pill form stool softner. Ussually takes 6 or 12 hours to work depending on type/brand.

p1mpdogg 09-05-2007 02:41 AM

a line of coke usually does the trick.

always keep a gram around for emegencies.

Madame0120 09-05-2007 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azoy? (Post 13035032)
I tried Ex-Lax today. Man that stuff works but I ran into one bad issue after a major case of diarrhea at 1:00 AM. Ran out of toilet paper :mad:

Drink 6 oz of almost hot water every morning.

If that doesn't help in a week...

I suggest an enema.

http://www.enematips.com/

Or Hydro-Therapy

http://insideoutandwithin.com/faqs.htm

Angie77 09-05-2007 04:49 AM

strong coffee and a cigarette.

Angie77 09-05-2007 04:50 AM

or if you like to stay healthy... drink really really strong tea. Doesn't matter the kind. Let the teabag sit in there for as long as you can stand it. Dont bother with an enema or anything stupid like that.

msan 09-05-2007 07:41 PM

Try suppositories. I used that to get damn stool specimen since I have no time wait for the laxatives to take effect.

fuzzylogic 09-05-2007 07:44 PM

i eat wheat. being allergic to it makes me shit. takes about 20mins and works like a charm - everytime.
eating wheat makes me shit on command.

Spunky 09-05-2007 08:15 PM

Fiber is your friend

Flynn 09-05-2007 08:50 PM

smoke a cigarette and have some coffee. That will make you shit.

BSleazy 09-05-2007 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg (Post 13036162)
a line of coke usually does the trick.

always keep a gram around for emegencies.

hahahaha

bronco67 09-05-2007 08:56 PM

Don't take ex-lax...drink lots and lots of water and eat a salad at least every other day.

Also, that stuff Citrucel works like a motherfucker. Take it regularly and all your shits will be classic clean wipers. It's not a laxative, just has some good fibers in it. try to avoid laxatives, that shits bad for you.

Did I say water? Have a big water bottle with you all day..

In the meantime, maybe this picture of the Gibson sisters will loosen your bowels..

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...e4/gibson2.jpg

zigx 09-05-2007 09:11 PM

stop doing what is stressing u out.

F-U-Jimmy 09-05-2007 11:27 PM

This works

fucking-around-and-business-discussion/766368-lost-ring-pics.html

F-U-Jimmy 09-05-2007 11:28 PM

Or this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A2y_LEbdEVE

D 09-05-2007 11:34 PM

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/b...uthpiece_C.jpg

Marshal 09-05-2007 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 13042706)
Fiber is your friend

i second that! fruit, vegetables and fiber... :)


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