If a man is hungry, they say to give him a fish...
 

but then they say teach him to fish, and he will be fed for life...

They also say, if a man is cold, make him a fire...

But if you cover him in gasoline, and set fire to him...

Then surely he is kept warm for the rest of his life?

makes sense to me.

Cool!
In that case, when the winter starts, I suggest we all go out, 'en-mass' and start burning the homeless! Who's with me?

teach him the Federline way.

LOL

I wonder if the phone that rings towards the end, is actually an emergency call, telling him there's a fire somewhere and hes needed NOW!

And hes like... Don't answer the phone! Stop Drop n Roll !!

LOL