The Hit Man ....
 

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."

"Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer.

Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a hit man for the mob," was the reply.

"You're joking!" was the response.

"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools."

"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house.

"Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window." "Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!! And look at that, my asshole neighbour is knocking on my front door !!".

He turned to the hitman, "How much do you charge for a hit?"

"I'll do you a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger."

"Can you do two for me now?"

"Sure, what do you want?"

"First, shoot my wife, she's always been a mouthy bitch, so shoot her in the mouth."

"Then the neighbor, he's a pain in the ass and no friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson."

The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.

"Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently.

"Just be patient," said the hitman calmly, "Give them a minute or 2 and I think I can save you a grand here.....

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awesome:)

Okay, that was a good one

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very funny, good one.

Too much to read, someone summarize it

ok, so let me get this right... the guy was going to save $1000 because his neighbor was actually a chick... ah... ok... i got it... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

lolz :)...........

awkwardly snickered whilst squeezing out a harmonic rectal accompaniment. 2 roars for you.

I thought he was going to save him a grand because she was about to give head and so he could blow the dick off and shoot her in that face at the same time...what did i miss?

You had your dick shot off.

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Apparently nothing.

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