Oh fuck one of my snakes got out tonight!
 

I came home to find one of the crates that was delivered to me from Quemade Grande Island empty.
There is a slight crack in the crate where she could have gotten out.
This has never happened to me before this female must be really aggressive or some shit to break/sneak through the side of the crate.

I wont be around till I find her she is a pit viper and I may have to evacuate the house and or call in the authorities now.
This isnt good!:Oh crap

One day one of those snakes will do some serious harm to you or somebody else

man your playing with fire.

I really hope this is a joke, that's ridiculous

holly jebus bat man!
good luck to you sir!!!

behind you!

Ok I got at least 14 or 19 rodents tied onto stings by the foot all going to the tin can I have filled with gravel.
This is a very old trick used by my mentor to catch these demons of illusion!
They are slick but they surley wont stray too far from the food source and when the go for the bait I will have em again in captivity:thumbsup

Fucker wont like it if I leave the house and let my anaconda out if I have to:winkwink:

This isn't the first time one of your snakes got loose, right Ripshit? Didn't you mention about another one that got out and into your neighbor's yard while they were having one of their parties that you spy on, and someone shot it?

I seem to recall reading that recently.

You best nail down the lid on those snakes man.

snakes on a motha fuckin house!

Are you sure that's what you want?

SpaceAce

I call bullshit

Nice post some pictures of your collection !!!

The guy is pretty much total BS..

too much free-time imo...

Hello?
Thank you for calling bullshit I with it was at this point.

how man people are behind all those ripshits post? ;) that must be some serious sting ... :2 cents:

Oh god Truth is I need to get rid of most of these fairly quick because Im looking into moving!

Have you got the snake or still waiting? Keep us updated :) If we will not hear from you next days we will know that something wrong happened

I have let loose my pet mongoose at this point just as a precaution. I think she has it figured out!
Where it is we think is under the kitchen sink,there is a hole I have designed for reptiles to go to if they get out.
Its sort of another lil trick that was taught to me by my mentor,design a retreat for them "if they slither".....

I wouldnt have these things if I didnt have the appropriate anti venom.Thing is I dont for this snake its still in the mail I think I have a comparison but I doubt it would work effectively they are all a lil diff.:(

Dude please post some pictures of your collection. I'm a big fan of reptiles, use to have 5 snakes years ago. They were Boa's and a Python, nothing like what your talking about.

Yikes. I had one of my ball pythons escape before. Try to look in cool dark and enclosed places.

i sell snake insurance for people who get bit by them...serious inquiries only

damn! you wanna die?, it could kill yah man!

nuts

so what if a kid gets bitten and dies?

so just how do you administor the anti-venom? I guess you have IV kits at home and a respirator too?

LoL if your that scared of it, what the hell were you thinking getting it to begin with?

That's a bad snake you got there.

My one eyed spitting cobra got loose last night. My gf's shaved mongoose managed to capture it:winkwink:

Can you speak English?

This guy has an extra snake fucking-around-and-business-discussion/765072-theres-extra-snake-house.html

:thumbsup

if we don't hear from you, then I'll assume the snake got to you before you got to her.

Predictable, but still funny.

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man that could definitely kill you....better go get some help in finding that :(

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