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12clicks 08-29-2007 07:21 PM

I Think That Stripper Really Liked Me
 
I know what you're going to say when I tell you this, but I think that stripper down at The Kitten Klub really liked me. The little red-haired one, Kandi. I don't know what it was, but we just seemed to have this... connection.

From the moment I sat down, there was a powerful chemistry between us. I could tell by the way she looked me right in the eye. It was the kind of look that conveyed an understanding between a man and a woman. Eye contact can be a very primal thing.

I could also tell she liked me by all the time she spent dancing in front of me. She could have done her splits and backbends facing any guy in the place, but she almost always did them facing me. And when she crawled up the brass pole, she usually used the one right near me.

I know, I know. You're thinking she was just being nice to me for the tips. But it wasn't like that. You see, whenever she looked at me and smiled, I could sense it was a real human moment. Kandi, she's not like the other girls at The Kitten Klub. For one thing, she's obviously had formal dance training. More importantly, though, she's got a down-to-earth quality about her. A vulnerability, an innocence, almost. I think she could tell I really understood her.

Kandi also really responded to the way I slipped her the money. Unlike some guys, who shove the cash right down the front of the G-string, I make a point of showing respect for the girls by tucking the bills in the side, near the hip. Believe me, the girls notice that.

In case you still doubt there was something special between me and Kandi, let me tell you that when her stage show was over, she came over to my table. I was flattered, really, especially when she asked my name. I told her it was Frank. And you know what? She remembered. We must have talked for at least 20 minutes, and she used my name a lot.

She also winked at me a lot. Whenever I said something funny, she would just laugh and wink. It sounds strange, but she had a kind of shy quality about her. I think she's probably a very private person in her regular life, a very sweet and loving person, not like you usually think of strippers.

At one point in our conversation, I told Kandi I didn't smoke or drink. She smiled, and her eyes got really big, and she said she didn't either. We really made a connection there. She said drinking is nasty and makes her feel unhealthy. I knew just what she meant. So many exotic dancers are into drugs or are problem drinkers, and it's nice to meet one who's concerned about her health like me.

Of course, it couldn't last. The management of The Kitten Klub doesn't like deadbeats, and, somehow, I'd gone through all my money by about 11 p.m. Kandi was really sad I had to go. She said she had to work all night, and she couldn't go out afterwards because she had to study. (She's dancing to put herself through med school.) But she told me when she'd be dancing next and said I should come back and spend time with her whenever she's working.

I can't wait until next Wednesday.

Zyber 08-30-2007 12:03 AM

haha classic!

baddog 08-30-2007 12:06 AM

I think I know her sister.

Swish 08-30-2007 12:10 AM

I think we've all hooked up with some strippers :)

zand_stein 08-30-2007 01:46 AM

i think its love at first sight.........
go get her dude..... im with you........

KimJI 08-30-2007 01:49 AM

Did she say "im just a sexy girl" a lot?

Is this her? http://www.thekittenclub.com/photos07/64.jpg

DatingGold 08-30-2007 01:52 AM

this must be a joke.. U gave it away when u said u don't drink LOL!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-30-2007 02:04 AM

Have you ever noticed like how like some strippers really like cop an attitude when you like try to deposit a dollar worth of change in like their g-string instead of like a paper dollar bill?!?

What's that about? I mean like a dollar is a dollar, right?

ADG

da man 08-30-2007 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 13008134)
Have you ever noticed like how like some strippers really like cop an attitude when you like try to deposit a dollar worth of change in like their g-string instead of like a paper dollar bill?!?

What's that about? I mean like a dollar is a dollar, right?

ADG

probably they expect you to put there at least 5 bucks note at the time, not just a 1$, how does that sound?

JamesK2 08-30-2007 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zand_stein (Post 13008103)
i think its love at first sight.........
go get her dude..... im with you........

oh my god :1orglaugh

RAM 08-30-2007 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 13007137)
I know what you're going to say when I tell you this, but I think that stripper down at The Kitten Klub really liked me. The little red-haired one, Kandi. I don't know what it was, but we just seemed to have this... connection.

From the moment I sat down, there was a powerful chemistry between us. I could tell by the way she looked me right in the eye. It was the kind of look that conveyed an understanding between a man and a woman. Eye contact can be a very primal thing.

I could also tell she liked me by all the time she spent dancing in front of me. She could have done her splits and backbends facing any guy in the place, but she almost always did them facing me. And when she crawled up the brass pole, she usually used the one right near me.

I know, I know. You're thinking she was just being nice to me for the tips. But it wasn't like that. You see, whenever she looked at me and smiled, I could sense it was a real human moment. Kandi, she's not like the other girls at The Kitten Klub. For one thing, she's obviously had formal dance training. More importantly, though, she's got a down-to-earth quality about her. A vulnerability, an innocence, almost. I think she could tell I really understood her.

Kandi also really responded to the way I slipped her the money. Unlike some guys, who shove the cash right down the front of the G-string, I make a point of showing respect for the girls by tucking the bills in the side, near the hip. Believe me, the girls notice that.

In case you still doubt there was something special between me and Kandi, let me tell you that when her stage show was over, she came over to my table. I was flattered, really, especially when she asked my name. I told her it was Frank. And you know what? She remembered. We must have talked for at least 20 minutes, and she used my name a lot.

She also winked at me a lot. Whenever I said something funny, she would just laugh and wink. It sounds strange, but she had a kind of shy quality about her. I think she's probably a very private person in her regular life, a very sweet and loving person, not like you usually think of strippers.

At one point in our conversation, I told Kandi I didn't smoke or drink. She smiled, and her eyes got really big, and she said she didn't either. We really made a connection there. She said drinking is nasty and makes her feel unhealthy. I knew just what she meant. So many exotic dancers are into drugs or are problem drinkers, and it's nice to meet one who's concerned about her health like me.

Of course, it couldn't last. The management of The Kitten Klub doesn't like deadbeats, and, somehow, I'd gone through all my money by about 11 p.m. Kandi was really sad I had to go. She said she had to work all night, and she couldn't go out afterwards because she had to study. (She's dancing to put herself through med school.) But she told me when she'd be dancing next and said I should come back and spend time with her whenever she's working.

I can't wait until next Wednesday.


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who 08-30-2007 02:31 AM

I think she may have been soliciting...

Stephen McTowelie 08-30-2007 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 13007137)
I know what you're going to say when I tell you this, but I think that stripper down at The Kitten Klub really liked me. The little red-haired one, Kandi. I don't know what it was, but we just seemed to have this... connection. I can't wait until next Wednesday.

:Oh crap It guys like you who pay our bills :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh !
www.clubcomposure.com if your ever in the UK come down i am sure we ll have lots of girls you can make a "connection" with lol :pimp

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