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does anyone know of a online bank where i can open an account without sending them $$$

congratulations! you're account #00000001 at the bank of salsbury. please have all of your checks mailed to me, endorsed, and i'll make sure you get yours.

i wonder what incentive a bank would have to open an account for someone with no money. :)

lol forget the free stuff

forget the free stuff :thumbsup