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Bama 08-28-2007 10:10 AM

I Broke My Ass - Video
 
I'm a diabetic and the bottom of my feet are numb so I don't always get a good feeling about foot placement (then there are times like yesterday when I'm just clumsy).

Long story short - I fell down the damn stairs - which means - I BUSTED my ass on the first step, slid down and busted my ass again on the next step, and did that all the way down to the bottom.

Bottom line - I broke my ass (feels like it anyways)! It hurts like a bitch to sit, it hurts to try and stand up and it hurts to laugh.

This explains it perfectly!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4VgaqOXUCJA

Mister E 08-28-2007 10:13 AM

It sounds like the beginning of a new micro niche!

tranza 08-28-2007 10:16 AM

Did you go to the hospital or something?

PersianKitty 08-28-2007 10:24 AM

Remind me to strap a pillow or two to your butt next time I see you.

PK

mistergardener 08-28-2007 10:39 AM

Well hope you're better now.

Bama 08-28-2007 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty (Post 12999657)
Remind me to strap a pillow or two to your butt next time I see you.PK

I think I might need a butt massage!

I didn't go to the doctor's cause there really isn't anything they can do other than give me some pain pills.

Jimmy Rock 08-28-2007 10:51 AM

good excuse to go get an asian massage

frostyimpressions 08-28-2007 11:01 AM

I hope your ass is ok and take good care of your diabetes.

rhon23 08-28-2007 11:05 AM

I am diabetic also, I run into a lot of things too. And fall a lot.

Bama 08-28-2007 11:19 AM

Yesterday was really more clumsy than anything else. The stairs are carpeted and I shouldn't have slipped off.

What scares the crap outta' me are hotel bathrooms with marble floors! I can't tell if I'm stepping into a wet patch from the shower I took earlier in the day so I use all the towels and walk around on those.

TubeTitans_SusieQ 08-28-2007 11:26 AM

broke your tail bone? if your butt doesn't stop hurting in a couple of days i'd definitely go see a doctor

Manowar 08-28-2007 11:27 AM

can't count how many times ive slipped on carpeted steps and done myself some damage, always when im in my socks

Anthony 08-28-2007 11:34 AM

Get it X-rayed asap Bama!

We're getting old. :(

_Richard_ 08-28-2007 11:35 AM

well, at least you got a story out of it

PersianKitty 08-28-2007 11:52 AM

I slipped getting out of my shower a few years ago. Dang slick tile floors. Landed right on my tail bone.

There was no one to rub it and make it better either.

PK

Flynn 08-28-2007 11:55 AM

Damn man. That sucks. Back pain is no joke.

GAMEFINEST 08-28-2007 12:45 PM

get well

royaljelly2 08-28-2007 12:48 PM

Delirious is funny!

Vitasoy 08-28-2007 02:09 PM

Ouch... sorry to hear

VTcash 08-28-2007 02:19 PM

hope your ok, you picked a good clip to show it though :-)


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