Aha, aha, baby...
 

So i was sitting in a mall's cafe today drinking my capuccino and i saw a hot chick sitting right in front of me leggs crossed, she was kinda bored examining her nails and sipping her drink. Ah boy, she wasnt any model kinda but just a tight ass and those boobs that made me think oi-la-la things like nailing her here and there then tit fucking and finally coming on her face and then in 5 seconds i realized she was smiling at me seeing my face and reading my mind! Shit! Can you imagine this stupid shit!

Nerdboy, you go talk to bored girls smiling at you.

I can't believe I've just wasted 1 minute of my precious Sunday time reading this.

did you hit it ?

Why are people so obsessed with hitting women here. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ladies and gentlemans, welcome back to planet earth ...

Did you say hi to her?