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is there a nice way to say suck on my balls?
is there a nice way to say suck on my balls? besides saying please suck on my balls....well?
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Define nice...
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you could say it with flowers
or you could say it in your best Elvis voice because everyone knows Elvis could request a jelly donut out loud and women would pee screaming at the sound. then again, i'll bet Elvis' balls had their own little cape. You'd better knit a cape just in case. |
Try please, it works wonders.
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Short answer: no I don't think so.
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Use your hands to lead her to the right direction
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use a gun and you need no words
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shave them, put chocolate on them and say: "care for something sweet, honey ?"
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by the way, it didn't work for me, she just pulled a pair scissors from a drawer and said: "yea, let me just take them off and heat them a bit in the micro first..." my girl has a sick sense of humor |
Have you tried in third person yet?
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come feast on my juicy plums
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would you please place your mouth on my testicular area and try to breathe in with the mouth? Thank you.
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You shouldn't have to ask... why would she just ignore them?
Maybe you've got nasty smelling balls. Try washing them first and say "hey, I washed my balls just in case you wanted to suck on them" (in a non-chalant tone). |
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haha - this one seems like it might work actually |
if it's your girlfriend, just ask her "hey will you do something for me?" then tell her what.
If it's a random hookup or whatever, I got nothing. |
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[QUOTE=Intricate;12990140]Try washing them first and say "hey, I washed my balls just in case you wanted to suck on them" (in a non-chalant tone).[/QUOTE
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh |
Beg sweetheart, beg.
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Just say it. You're naked and her mouth is near your penis.
Why beat around the bush? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh |
Just ask.. If she flinches back in disgust then you know its a no go.. Never had a girl not do it when asked tho..
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Tell her it is a game of sexual golf, and she must clean your balls in order for you to pull out your driver and groove in a hole in one...
http://dyn.pga.com/news/tours/pga-to...ges/murray.jpg Unless of course you are playing mini-golf...in which case, watch out for the windmill!!! ADG |
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ball washer
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Pop in a Snoop Dogg album. When he makes reference to his nuts in a women's mouth say "Hey, thats not a bad idea"
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"You like balls, right?"
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Take a lesson from Chef:
Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up Just stick my balls in your mouth! Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls, Stick em in your mouth and suck em! Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you, So suck on My balls! Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla Grease up the cookiesheet, cos I hate when my balls stick Then Preheat the oven to 350°(tree-fitty), and give that spoon a lick Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up Just stick my balls in your mouth... Ooh, Suck on my chocolate salty balls Stick em in your mouth and suck em! Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls they're packed full of goodness, high in Fiber Suck on My balls! [sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell? Smells like something burning Well, that don't confront me none As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday. Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen.. Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion.. Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls! Someone help me, my balls are on fire! Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning! Give some water, pour some water on me! My Balls are burning! Oh my goodness, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something! Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls Put em in your mouth and suck em! Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls Put em out baby, Blow em! Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby! Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls Put em out baby, hoo, hoo Suck on my balls... |
You have a kind mouth.
The kind I like to put my balls in. |
Well thats your first problem....you are looking for a "nice way to say suck my balls". You people just don't get it do you? Your girl will do any nasty, sick, perverted, crazy shit you want as long as you ask her correctly. None of this "please, honey"....your girl does not want that....you gotta grab her by the hair on the back of her head, while applying a small amount of force so that it cocks her head back and she is looking up at you, put your lips about 1/2 inch from hers, look her deep in they eyes, and while you have your teeth tightly clinched together you say "You know you want to suck my cock and lick my balls and don't forget that part under the balls right next to my asshole...I like it licked too".
Girls dont want you to force yourself on them, but they absolutely want you to take charge so that they dont feel like they are a slut for doing the nasty shit. If you lead...they will follow. --T |
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Could you please suck on my balls? I just shaved myself...
Being hairy is a turnoff for most I would think. |
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You always give me warning! :1orglaugh |
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Usually a please works just fine
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this is the way real men ! I use a hair pull a lot, she has to feel like a helpless little bitch in your hands, it turns them on. |
bitch please
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There's an extra $20 for you
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say it in french.
"sucer mes boules" .... ... isn't that nice ? |
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