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sunrise_industries 08-25-2007 05:38 AM

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RayBonga 08-25-2007 05:43 AM

Glad you finally have enough posts to spam the board

Big_D 08-25-2007 05:53 AM

gotta love spam....although half the board can use it

Emil 08-25-2007 06:18 AM

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TurboAngel 08-25-2007 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga (Post 12986441)
Glad you finally have enough posts to spam the board

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Emil 08-25-2007 07:59 AM

There's only one cure that works and that's more alcohol.

Dagwolf 08-25-2007 08:03 AM

Hangovers are easy to prevent. Don't get dehydrated.

cherrylula 08-25-2007 08:05 AM

no such thing as a hangover cure.

CDSmith 08-25-2007 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf (Post 12986810)
Hangovers are easy to prevent. Don't get dehydrated.

This is true.

I've posted my preventative "cure" here at least half a dozen times. Some listen, some don't, but it works.

sunrise_industries 08-25-2007 08:42 AM

my brother tries it like this ........ half an E, 2 hangover Tablets .... then later around 3am .... he pops 2 viagra .... and he calls it a great night.

so apart from the e ... you can get the rest from me online

ztik 08-25-2007 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunrise_industries (Post 12986927)
my brother tries it like this ........ half an E, 2 hangover Tablets .... then later around 3am .... he pops 2 viagra .... and he calls it a great night.

so apart from the e ... you can get the rest from me online


your brother is a faggot

Sosa 08-25-2007 09:22 AM

you sir are a dumbass!

sunrise_industries 08-25-2007 11:33 AM

well maybe us Irish have alot more fun ... or maybe far more crazy than most .... but we sure do have a great time

sunrise_industries 08-26-2007 03:26 AM

just woke from a big night out .... and feel great.

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Violetta 08-26-2007 03:51 AM

nice spam

CDSmith 08-26-2007 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunrise_industries (Post 12986927)
my brother tries it like this ........ half an E, 2 hangover Tablets .... then later around 3am .... he pops 2 viagra .... and he calls it a great night.

so apart from the e ... you can get the rest from me online

Sounds very healthy. Let us know how the lawsuits go for you.

Redrob 08-26-2007 07:36 AM

A morning bang, a hot shower, and a big cup of coffee for me and I'm good as gold.

Thank you,

Intricate 08-26-2007 07:50 AM

Drink a tall glass of water or two before going to bed.

BAM!

It's so simple...

fuzebox 08-26-2007 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf (Post 12986810)
Hangovers are easy to prevent. Don't get dehydrated.

Dehydration is only one step to the whole thing... No amount of water will prevent the sugars in the alcohol causing your brain to swell...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intricate (Post 12990145)
Drink a tall glass of water or two before going to bed.

BAM!

It's so simple...

Ok someone is not a heavy drinker. Jesus Christ, a glass of water, maybe that helps take care of the glass of wine after the opera...

jonesonyou 08-26-2007 12:39 PM

the viagra might come in handy in 50 years or so

woj 08-26-2007 01:39 PM

Before going to bed, I make sure I grab something to eat, pop a multivitamin, and drink plenty of water... then next day even after pretty heavy drinking hangover is not that bad...

fatfoo 08-26-2007 01:50 PM

welcome, spammer!

ZCurve 08-26-2007 02:42 PM

Just watch Prez Bush talks about success in Iraq and all your hangover will fly out the window in no time...

VicD 08-26-2007 03:22 PM

water, aspirine and sleep is much cheaper

sunrise_industries 08-26-2007 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesonyou (Post 12991029)
the viagra might come in handy in 50 years or so

the biggest buyers of viagra is the 20 something males who .... take 2 before they meet a one night stand ..... they need to impress with a super fuck...

man i sell shit loads to this age group.... getting it up is no problem ... keeping it up at a party in front of 10 guys is :)

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aico 08-26-2007 04:35 PM

LMAO from the site:

" Disposable Alcohol Tester - is designed for morning after use to give an indication of how intoxicated your currently are. Only use this device 1 hour after your last alcohol cinsumption as you need to give your body time to absorb the alcohol before testing."

Why the fuck would I care what my alcohol level is on the morning after?

bDok 08-26-2007 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 12986819)
no such thing as a hangover cure.

that's the truth... Drink lots of water as you drink. Generally around round two I'm always ordering a glass of water with my drink and down that before I even sip out of the cocktail. Do that and before bed I down a ton more water and some b vitamin and c vitamin and generally I just wake up wanting to sleep a little more. :2 cents::2 cents::thumbsup:thumbsup

SBJ 08-26-2007 09:18 PM

if I need to do something in the AM I'll drink atleast 32 oz of water before i passout.. and for hangovers the best thing is lots and lots of Gaterade :thumbsup

tony286 08-26-2007 09:20 PM

I heard if you drink a glass of water for every drink you drink .You get no hangover.

starpimps 08-26-2007 09:36 PM

"Reduces blood alcohol levels in about 30 minutes."
lol are you serious?
bahaha..i think my bottle of gatoraid and the gym will do better

aico 08-26-2007 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 12992396)
I heard if you drink a glass of water for every drink you drink .You get no hangover.

That's a lot of fucking water.... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

zand_stein 08-26-2007 09:40 PM

Part of being young is being stupid, and anyone who tells you that he or she has never gotten drunk is either lying, boring, a Mormon, or some combination thereof. But just because so many people get drunk doesn't make it OK. A recent survey found that 3 out of every 5 college students have engaged in binge drinking. Binge drinking completely thrashes your liver and kidneys, not to mention puts you at risk of death via alcohol overdose. But you don't need us lecturing at you… you know that massive drinking is bad. How do you know? Because your mother tells you - no, not Mother Goose... Mother Nature.

A nasty hangover is Mother Nature's way of telling you, "Fool, I thought I told you not to drink so much. Now you gonna pay." (Don't ask us why Mother Nature sounds like Mr. T.) Hangovers can completely incapacitate you, giving you an upset stomach, a huge headache, a gross-tasting mouth, and a guilty conscience. So what we've constructed for you are some tips for easing the pain and curing that hangover. We only expect you to use this article once. If you find that you need our help to cure your hangovers every weekend (no matter how happy all those page views will make us), we insist that you contact Alcoholics Anonymous right away. People (especially those in their 20s) usually revel in binge drinking, but it really can be life-threatening.

calibra 08-27-2007 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga (Post 12986441)
Glad you finally have enough posts to spam the board

:thumbsup:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

sunrise_industries 08-27-2007 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 12991711)
LMAO from the site:

" Disposable Alcohol Tester - is designed for morning after use to give an indication of how intoxicated your currently are. Only use this device 1 hour after your last alcohol cinsumption as you need to give your body time to absorb the alcohol before testing."

Why the fuck would I care what my alcohol level is on the morning after?

in most European countries Police do random checks for drink driving in the morning .... like Sunday morning near shops etc. So imagine coming home from a great party at 3am ..... and waking up at 10am with a mother fucker of a hangover and you jump in the car and drive to the store only to be breathalyzed on the way ... and since it takes 1 hour for the liver to get rid of 1 unit of alcohol you would be most likely still over the legal limit.

Rhesus 08-27-2007 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zand_stein (Post 12992426)
Part of being young is being stupid, and anyone who tells you that he or she has never gotten drunk is either lying, boring, a Mormon, or some combination thereof. But just because so many people get drunk doesn't make it OK. A recent survey found that 3 out of every 5 college students have engaged in binge drinking. Binge drinking completely thrashes your liver and kidneys, not to mention puts you at risk of death via alcohol overdose. But you don't need us lecturing at you? you know that massive drinking is bad. How do you know? Because your mother tells you - no, not Mother Goose... Mother Nature.

A nasty hangover is Mother Nature's way of telling you, "Fool, I thought I told you not to drink so much. Now you gonna pay." (Don't ask us why Mother Nature sounds like Mr. T.) Hangovers can completely incapacitate you, giving you an upset stomach, a huge headache, a gross-tasting mouth, and a guilty conscience. So what we've constructed for you are some tips for easing the pain and curing that hangover. We only expect you to use this article once. If you find that you need our help to cure your hangovers every weekend (no matter how happy all those page views will make us), we insist that you contact Alcoholics Anonymous right away. People (especially those in their 20s) usually revel in binge drinking, but it really can be life-threatening.

Zand_steins don't post such things other than to raise goodwill.

http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/.../hangover.html

Rhesus 08-27-2007 01:02 AM

Pretty good for a bot to auto-search text though

digifan 08-27-2007 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhesus (Post 12992881)
Zand_steins don't post such things other than to raise goodwill.

http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/.../hangover.html

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