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klik 09-10-2002 12:10 AM

And why shake a Gatorade?
 
Why do all Gatorade labels say to 'Shake Well'?

It makes absolutely no difference at all..

I understand with certain things.. like orange juice and such.. but a Gatorade?

drumsicle 09-10-2002 12:25 AM

Maybe certain ingredients tend to separate?

NoCarrier 09-10-2002 12:25 AM

Because when u shake it, it sends a signal to the "Gatorade" satellite. It sends eveything, location, temperature, weather..

It's just statistics.. Like the bar code scanner in grocery stores.

Ace-Ace 09-10-2002 12:55 AM

Or perhaps they just think it's funny to see people making "jacking off" motions everytime they drink a Gatorade?

pornJester 09-10-2002 01:13 AM

It's to more evenly distribute the gators and the ade.

jollyperv 09-10-2002 01:34 AM

So one may introduce oxygen into the liquid, or else it will taste stagnant.

klik 09-10-2002 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jollyperv
So one may introduce oxygen into the liquid, or else it will taste stagnant.
Sounds right.. but still wrong :(

BJ 09-10-2002 02:00 AM

Gatorade contains Brominated vegetable oil which can settle and requires shaking to evenly disperse the flavoring of the product.

GFED 09-10-2002 02:18 AM

it tastes nasty if you don't shake it :thumbsup

Stealthy 09-10-2002 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GFED
it tastes nasty if you don't shake it :thumbsup
It tastes nasty even when you DO shake it! But nothin's better for a hangover than a few litres of Gatorade, a joint, Vitamin B12 and grapeseed extract. Trust me, the next time you say "Sure, I'll have another Tequila" remember that combination if you actually have to try and function the next day!

beerbust03 09-10-2002 08:35 AM

For hangover try PediaLite.

Stealthy 09-11-2002 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beerbust03
For hangover try PediaLite.
Yeah that stuff is the BEST when you're dehydrated. If it's good enough for littlun's, it's good enough for us drunks! :thumbsup

Scootermuze 09-11-2002 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beerbust03
For hangover try PediaLite.
Best thing to do is drink a little throughout the night of drinking.. Better to prevent dehydration than to try to rehydrate after the fact..

mrthumbs 09-11-2002 05:03 PM

That label that says 'Shake Well' doesnt know if the package
has been sitting there for a week or 1 year..

If it's a week: you are right..shaking doesnt make a difference
ingedrents are still mixed.

After 1 year.. whole different ball game..

Ingredients really seperate in anything.. try leaving
a bottle of coke for 12 months..





im serious!


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