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fuzzylogic 08-25-2007 02:28 AM

300 vervet monkeys in Kenya are sexually harassing village women to steal their crops
 
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If you live in the small village of Nachu in Kenya, watch out, because a group of approximately 300 marauding monkeys is out to steal your food, sexually harass your women and attack and kill your livestock! In a truly amazing incidence of interspecies communication, a group of vervet monkeys, Cercopithecus aethiops, is using sexual harassment to intimidate women and children, who are responsible for growing maize, potatoes, beans and other crops for their farming community, causing them to lose their main food supply so they now are dependent upon famine relief to survive.

The monkeys are more afraid of young men than women and children, with the bolder individuals throwing stones and chasing the women from their farms. In an attempt to scare the monkeys away, the women are now wearing their husband's clothing, but the wily monkeys are not fooled.

Further, the monkeys also make sexually explicit gestures at the women, according to the residents.

"The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Njeri.

source: http://scienceblogs.com
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1359/...575d59d7_o.jpg

fuzzylogic 08-25-2007 05:48 AM

awww.. no one cares about what the monkeys are doing to the poor human women?

TTiger 08-25-2007 06:48 AM

why we should we care about the fact that some idiot human have some issue with monkey? natural law in porocess stupis human will disapear and dies from starving!

testpie 08-25-2007 07:11 AM

Beats being harassed by this:

http://image.hotdog.hu/_data/members...smentPanda.gif

The Heron 08-25-2007 07:36 AM

Should kill and eat the monkeys, that'd solve the problem!

Klen 08-25-2007 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by The Heron (Post 12986664)
Should kill and eat the monkeys, that'd solve the problem!

They cannot kill them,it's forbidden by law.

cherrylula 08-25-2007 08:41 AM

Sounds like a hot reality site.

jalami 08-25-2007 10:57 AM

Going from present society to Planet Of The Apes is a progressive, step-by-step process.

munki 08-25-2007 11:02 AM

This thread is munki approved...

fluffygrrl 08-25-2007 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TTiger (Post 12986545)
why we should we care about the fact that some idiot human have some issue with monkey? natural law in porocess stupis human will disapear and dies from starving!

:)

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baddog 08-25-2007 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by munki (Post 12987263)
This thread is munki approved...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

u-Bob 08-25-2007 01:03 PM

LoL :)

Spunky 08-25-2007 01:30 PM

Those monkeys are pretty damn smart..lol rascals

Dagwolf 08-25-2007 01:56 PM

I wonder if I can get food from my wife by grabbing her breasts and making obscene gestures... Hmm.

fuzzylogic 08-25-2007 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf (Post 12987681)
I wonder if I can get food from my wife by grabbing her breasts and making obscene gestures... Hmm.

most husbands already do that :1orglaugh

GreyWolf 08-25-2007 05:15 PM

Them monkeys are not dumb - they know when the human species is intruding on their patch :)

Like the idea of monkeys throwing stones - they have progressed from throwing shit *lol*


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