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  • JayDeeZee
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2006
    • 3595
    #1

    What's the first thing you say or do after sex?

    Okay, let's hear it!

    What's the first thing you do after sex?

    I tell her to get me a towel to clean up



















    and the other chick to make me a sandwich!

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    • Jimmy Rock
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2005
      • 3055
      #2
      what do you tell the other guy?
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        • Brother Bilo
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2007
          • 4193
          #3
          I usually try and stay inside for a while and just catch my breath. Then I make the move for the towel and my girl goes to the bathroom to "clean up"

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            • kingtool
              Registered User
              • May 2005
              • 47
              #4
              Apologize
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                • D
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2006
                  • 7412
                  #5
                  Pay your mom the $15.
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                    • Flynn
                      pr0's goat screwed me
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 2083
                      #6
                      Originally posted by kingtool
                      Apologize
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                        • PaulB IYP
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                          • Nov 2005
                          • 2164
                          #7
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                            • silvercash amber
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                              • Jul 2007
                              • 595
                              #8
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                                • NetCashBrian
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2007
                                  • 295
                                  #9
                                  Go back to sleep.
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                                    • JayDeeZee
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2006
                                      • 3595
                                      #10
                                      Try and get the knots un-tied

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                                        • Horny Dude
                                          Earn enough to buy coffee
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 4913
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by D
                                          Pay your mom the $15.

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                                            • Cory W
                                              Deeply shallow
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 9133
                                              #12
                                              Eric can you hand me the remote.
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                                                • Eric
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                                                  • Dec 2000
                                                  • 8818
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by WEG Cory
                                                  Eric can you hand me the remote.
                                                  Yeah but that is only after I have been screaming at you for 15 minutes about your fucking teeth!
                                                  No One

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                                                    • GITZINGER
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                      • 929
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by D
                                                      Pay your mom the $15.
                                                      Your momma was a ho!!!

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                                                        • teg0
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                          • 4204
                                                          #15
                                                          *relaxing sigh*

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                                                            • PhillipB
                                                              Just a Simple Carpenter
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 1338
                                                              #16
                                                              Close Internet Explorer.

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                                                                • martinsc
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                                  • 27043
                                                                  #17
                                                                  nothing... i don't want her to wake up....
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                                                                    • GAMEFINEST
                                                                      Make STACK$
                                                                      • Nov 2006
                                                                      • 14470
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Ill see you later ..
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                                                                        • GatorB
                                                                          The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                          • 18208
                                                                          #19
                                                                          "You can leave now"

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                                                                            • mattz
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                              • 7697
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Smoke a cig

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                                                                                • SilkyJohnson
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                                                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                                                  • 747
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by JayDeeZee
                                                                                  Okay, let's hear it!

                                                                                  What's the first thing you do after sex?

                                                                                  I tell her to get me a towel to clean up




















                                                                                  and the other chick to make me a sandwich!

                                                                                  And by "her" you mean "him" right?
                                                                                  And by "chick" you mean "dude" right?

                                                                                  But seriously, I go for the trusty cum rag and clean up...not much to say.


                                                                                  Knicks Up Hoes Down

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                                                                                    • SilkyJohnson
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                                                      • 747
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by APN Philip
                                                                                      Close Internet Explorer.


                                                                                      Knicks Up Hoes Down

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                                                                                        • Ravage
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Mar 2007
                                                                                          • 2242
                                                                                          #23
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                                                                                            • fatfoo
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                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                              • 27763
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              fuck a second time
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                                                                                                • 12clicks
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                  • 19813
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  close the barn door as quietly as I can
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                                                                                                    • ronaldo
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                      • 5475
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Flick the remote from porn to sports, then take the ashtray off her back.

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                                                                                                        • G-Rotica
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                                                          • 4258
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          roll over, light a smoke, roll back over, look at her, and say..."You still here?"

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                                                                                                            • KILL_FRENZY
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                                                                              • 6184
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Jimmy Rock
                                                                                                              what do you tell the other guy?

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                                                                                                                • carol.prime
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                                                                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                  • 6960
                                                                                                                  #29
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                                                                                                                    • NinjaSteve
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                                                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                      • 11089
                                                                                                                      #30
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                                                                                                                        • AK
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                                                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                          • 6436
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          first thing I do is to wake up, wash, and put on new pants and back to sleep!
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                                                                                                                              #32
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                                                                                                                                • _Richard_
                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2006
                                                                                                                                  • 30989
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  man

                                                                                                                                  i feel kinda strange

                                                                                                                                  but i have sex again

                                                                                                                                  wooo.. black sheep over here

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                                                                                                                                    • Brother Bilo
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2007
                                                                                                                                      • 4193
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      I swear that's never happened before....

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                                                                                                                                          • 31591
                                                                                                                                          #35
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                                                                                                                                            • PinPine
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                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2007
                                                                                                                                              • 385
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Take a shower
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                                                                                                                                                • Swish
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                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                                  • 1421
                                                                                                                                                  #37
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                                                                                                                                                    • M0nk
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2007
                                                                                                                                                      • 3502
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      light a cigarrte and wonder how good it was....
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                                                                                                                                                        • minniesoporno
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                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                          • 1150
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          I grab the baby wipes. and I tell him not to flush the condom . unless he wants to unclog it.

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                                                                                                                                                            • zand_stein
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2007
                                                                                                                                                              • 1438
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              tissue please........hahaha

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                                                                                                                                                                • cool1
                                                                                                                                                                  sex is good
                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 24939
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Your welcome!

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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                      • 16502
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by APN Philip
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Babaganoosh
                                                                                                                                                                          ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
                                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                                                                          • 15841
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Good game!
                                                                                                                                                                          I like pie.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • DWB
                                                                                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 31779
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              ask if she is on the pill.

                                                                                                                                                                              because i would have blown my load DEEP in her.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • RawAlex
                                                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 9465
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  I ask "Are all you girls on the same cheerleading squad?"

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • wyldworx
                                                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 5144
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      worry about gravitational short'cummings' (get that towel - always me), she controls her abdominal catchment area, i patch the oozing and prepare for the next issue.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • JayDeeZee
                                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 3595
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Sometimes

                                                                                                                                                                                          I try hard to remember her name

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Spunky
                                                                                                                                                                                              I need a beer
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 133978
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Roll over and fart

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Iron Fist
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 23400
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Oh fuck... your not serious are you? I've never had a condom break in my life... you sure?"
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • pixiewillow
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2007
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 252
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      pee and then eat a sandwhich

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