If your daughter or son told you "I Am Becoming A PornStar" What would you do?
 

If your daughter said i want to do gangbangs or son said i want balls across my nose what would you do????


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I'd extort them for half.

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Part of me would hope they would pick a more academic path in life but if they were determined I would hope to use my knowledge of the industry to get them in with good people.

Get a contract to be her manager for a straight 50&#37; of all earnings fee. :pimp

"Well, that is indeed an interesting profession you've chosen for yourself. I'm glad you're having fun and experimenting with your sexuality. However, you're setting your sights a little high dontcha think? I mean porn star, really? That's at least three years of competing with the hottest girls in a nationwide radius. If you do make the short list it's a few years being a fluffier and random parties with drugs that will most likely destroy your perfect little body while having countless anonymous sex with guys you'd never even give a second look at in a bar/club. Then finally, when one of the 50-somethings actually remembers your name. You might be a nameless whore in some non-production value web-exclusive film. Why waste all that time and effort when you could just come work for me. :)"

Something like that I imagine....

sucking dick for a living will leave a bad taste in your mouth.
sores too.

I wouldn't worry because no one would (successfully) work with her (with a bullet in their head).

I will tell that must be thinking again for her/his choice and tell her/his all bad thing about geting a porn star.

I basically laid out sort-of kind-of what I do with my kids. They don't know WHAT I actually do... They just know Gene Simmons and I have a lot in common when it comes to 'sex sells'...

I basically taught my daughters that the girls in porn get paid about $300 to $1000 per shoot depending on who they are. The majority get paid the smaller amount. Make that 95&#37; majority.

The guys selling the shoot make much more and so do the guys selling the content via a website or other distribution medium. In fact those guys become millionaires...

So it is more likely that my daughter will be behind the camera than in front of it.

I would show them the flow of money and where the different streams arrive in the porn business and then they could pick the least profitable if they wanted to.

Wonder who I'd got pregnant for that to happen.

When I told my family it was more of you are you sure you want to do this by that time I already been to boston to shoot my first hardcore scenes then by time I am a day away from going to LA I told my dad and his biggest consure was if I was going to be safe.

Build a site for her or him?

Statistically speaking, someone on this board will of course have a daughter or son who becomes porn talent.

i'am so happy i don't have kids :)

I'd tell her there's more money to be made behind the keyboard/cam rather than in front of the lens.

Priceless

I'd be a straight up hypocrite and work as hard as I could to dissuade my daughters from stepping in front of the camera. Behind the camera is a different story. My sons, well, again, Mr. Hypocrite will come boiling to the surface "just go covered only son" ugh

if id have a hot daughter i would make a deal that i get all the pornos she is in for free

Ugh...I hope I dont have to deal with that!

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If I ever had a daughter she'd be locked up inside the house till she's 35.

I could volunteer to shoot their first scene. That'll stop them.

im not having any kids.

ok... phew! good thing I don't have kids!

I would slap her in the face and tell her you don't become a pornstar out of the blue you have to start as a fluffer.

:Oh crap

I would tell them first you have to get your degree,then we will talk about it. Also if my kid is living on their own its their choice.

"I know some guys you can contact"

"baby, this is max hardcore he will help you in your carreer"

yea i'll build a site for him/her. :)

As long as they're happy and good at what they do, i will stand behind them 100&#37;.

Daddy becomes suitcase pimp... film at 11.

"if you really want it, then go for it honey, just give me the half of money they will pay". lol

"If your daughter or son told you "I Am Becoming A PornStar" What would you do? "

I would sit him down and tell him that it's important that he focus on his education because Kindergarten isn't gonna pass itself.





"I would slap her in the face and tell her you don't become a pornstar out of the blue you have to start as a fluffer."

Best response in a thread about anything, ever!

I'm sure that'd be incest - unless you mean taking all the porno videos produced with her in so that nobody sees them?

i hope if i have a daughter she isnt a swhore

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I'd flip out if it was my daughter, if it was my son, I'd tell him to wrap it up and have fun.

Aren't double standards fun

I&#180;d say "Ask your mother, if she agree no probelm"

nah just to jack off to em

Chain her to the air conditioner

thats right... save her up and than launch "GangbangedBy35GiganticBlackCocks35yoVirgin.co m" and "...every year counts" could be on all the banners.

j/k

no,no,no,............ better bring them to psychologist........

Hit them up for traffic trades probably... :(



Kidding, no idea what I would do!

Damn you, I wanted to make that joke :1orglaugh

I won't let them to be one of the pornstars if ever:D