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boneprone 08-22-2007 09:27 AM

NBA Player who was Caught watching Porn MASTURBATING in Car COMMITS SUCIDE!
 
Remember the NBA Player Eddie Griffin who was the butt of all jokes last year becasue he casued a wreck because he was driving while watching a porno DVD and masturbating?

Well the dude just killed himself. The body was identified today.

He drove his car down a railroad track and: Died.

http://images.sportsline.com/u/photo...mg10311918.jpg

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-22-2007 09:28 AM

nice pics

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eroswebmaster 08-22-2007 09:29 AM

dayum...I think I would have done something crazy outside o masturbating in a car...just so people would have something else to talk about when I died

Brother Bilo 08-22-2007 09:30 AM

I didn't hear that he killed himself. It just said that his suv collided with a train, but I guess it's pretty hard to accidently run into trains these days, what with all the afterschool specials and what not.

Maybe it's true.

tASSy 08-22-2007 09:30 AM

thorough embarassment? :Oh crap

Scott McD 08-22-2007 09:31 AM

Wasn't tranny porn was it ??

boneprone 08-22-2007 09:31 AM

Check out the video!

They just today found out it was him!

http://www.khou.com/topstories/stori....41b7eecb.html

The SUV burst into flames, and the driver was trapped inside. Police were unbale to tell if it was a man or a woman.

boneprone 08-22-2007 09:34 AM

No question it was sucide. Everyone who knew him knew he was very troubled.

tomeatsdinner 08-22-2007 09:34 AM

This guy so crazy.. May he rest in peace..

boneprone 08-22-2007 09:36 AM

"The Wolves put his locker right next to star Kevin Garnett, hoping the former MVP could help straighten Griffin out."

Garnett: Go out like a man. Ram your SUV into a train while watching porn on the TV. That will show em!

RawAlex 08-22-2007 09:36 AM

Sadly, he came out of college apparently as an alcoholic, and was never able to truly function at the NBA level. He was only 25 years old and already an "ex-NBA player". A short, fucked up, and unhappy life... :(

boneprone 08-22-2007 09:43 AM

I like how some people are saying that becasue he watched porn it was a cry for help and people should have stepped in to help him.


WTF?????

SomeCreep 08-22-2007 09:44 AM

Someone should've told the dude to chill out. Rubbing one out isnt the end of the world.

KBoogie 08-22-2007 09:45 AM

That is sad. :(

sexyclicks 08-22-2007 09:46 AM

what was his gfy nick?

boneprone 08-22-2007 09:47 AM

WHAT THE FUCK???

ESPN's Adande:

"last year he was in a car crash that witnesses said occurred because he was driving while watching a porno DVD and masturbating. That was good for a few yuks around the blogosphere. But maybe we should have taken it more seriously, recognizing it for what it was, a sign of his descent.
It was a warning that went ignored, just as, surely, some other unprepared teenager will someday fail to pay attention to the lessons of Eddie Griffin, and some team will take that risk."


The lesson was what? Dont jerk off to good porn in a car? If so you have failed to pay attention to the lesson of Eddie Griffin..

Jerking off to porn in a car is an indicator that something is wrong with your children! Be on the lookout! It was a warning sign that went unchecked with Eddie, now he is dead!

OY 08-22-2007 09:49 AM

"Griffin put up some big numbers on occasion with the Wolves, but continued to get into trouble off the court. He pleaded guilty last season to inattentive driving after he hit a parked car while out late one night in Minneapolis."

From NBA.com - Nice of them to let the "jerk" part out. :thumbsup

Now leave the man in peace...

pornguy 08-22-2007 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RawAlex (Post 12970559)
Sadly, he came out of college apparently as an alcoholic, and was never able to truly function at the NBA level. He was only 25 years old and already an "ex-NBA player". A short, fucked up, and unhappy life... :(

Must have been because the MAN was so hard on him.

He made the choices...


All the rest is pure BULLSHIT!

riabanana 08-22-2007 09:52 AM

May he find peace in his afterlife.

spunkmister 08-22-2007 09:53 AM

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slu...yhoo&type=lgns

The porn incident was just the tip of the iceberg as far as problems for this guy.

teg0 08-22-2007 09:53 AM

Easier ways to kill yourself. I wonder if he was watching porn and masturbating while in his car on the railroad tracks?

Devin 08-22-2007 09:54 AM

You would hope the dash that represents your life
between the day you're born and die, would not be
highlighted by wackin off to porn while driving drunk.

What a waste of a young life. So many NBA groupies
he had to chance to meet.

boneprone 08-22-2007 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riabanana (Post 12970672)
May he find peace in his afterlife.

With a buffet of porn and an endless tap of brew!

Ill poor one for my homie on that one.

Drake 08-22-2007 10:09 AM

So what is the lesson in all this? Only masturbate indoors?

boneprone 08-22-2007 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Devin (Post 12970688)
What a waste of a young life. So many NBA groupies
he had to chance to meet.


Trust me, he had his way with the ladies. He wasnt missing out.

"aggravated assault that stemmed from an accusation that he punched and shot at a woman"

Good times!

Typical negro behavior.

SilkyJohnson 08-22-2007 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 12970634)
WHAT THE FUCK???

ESPN's Adande:

"last year he was in a car crash that witnesses said occurred because he was driving while watching a porno DVD and masturbating. That was good for a few yuks around the blogosphere. But maybe we should have taken it more seriously, recognizing it for what it was, a sign of his descent.
It was a warning that went ignored, just as, surely, some other unprepared teenager will someday fail to pay attention to the lessons of Eddie Griffin, and some team will take that risk."


The lesson was what? Dont jerk off to good porn in a car? If so you have failed to pay attention to the lesson of Eddie Griffin..

Jerking off to porn in a car is an indicator that something is wrong with your children! Be on the lookout! It was a warning sign that went unchecked with Eddie, now he is dead!

Don't be a douche...jacking off while driving an SUV means that you are showing a disregard for your own safety and that could be considered a cry for help. Believe it or not porn is not what folks are referring to in that article.

It's sad that he died in my opinion, he was battling alcoholism and was losing. Sucks for his fam and for any fans he may have had still rooting for him to get better.

boneprone 08-22-2007 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilkyJohnson (Post 12970838)
Don't be a douche...jacking off while driving an SUV means that you are showing a disregard for your own safety and that could be considered a cry for help.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fucking hippie..

I must be old skool. TO me jacking off means the guy was horny. Simple as that.

Its people like you who pushed him over the edge and went to the guy embarassing him trying to help him for his "problem" sheding more light on something he'd simply like to forget.

Violetta 08-22-2007 10:22 AM

fuck... that is sad. He should have joined gfy. Here he'd be a hero!

Sosa 08-22-2007 10:25 AM

bone, you are a little behind on your sports news :)

Dagwolf 08-22-2007 10:28 AM

That's got to be hard to live down, especially for a celebrity. :(

SilkyJohnson 08-22-2007 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 12970919)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fucking hippie..

I must be old skool. TO me jacking off means the guy was horny. Simple as that.

Its people like you who pushed him over the edge and went to the guy embarassing him trying to help him for his "problem" sheding more light on something he'd simply like to forget.

Jacking off does mean the guy was horny...jacking off while driving an SUV and probably drunk means you're showing a disregard for your own safety/life. Not quite sure where the hippie comment comes in...

He needed help, what's wrong with people trying to help him when he needed it? I guess having folks make fun of him is more helpful than actually getting him in a program and getting professional help. You got me there...good job.:thumbsup

Vitasoy 08-22-2007 11:30 AM

Damn.. such a shame.. May he rest in peace

baddog 08-22-2007 11:33 AM

How do you dribble with hairy palms?

boneprone 08-22-2007 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa (Post 12970970)
bone, you are a little behind on your sports news :)

Ive been trying not to let sports pull me back in!

:winkwink:

Phil 08-22-2007 12:59 PM

Michael Vick in next in line.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-22-2007 01:01 PM

Too bad he couldn't cope...more room under the salary cap for the T'Wolves now.

BTW, I like getting BJs while driving - never crashed yet... :pimp

ADG

boneprone 08-22-2007 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 12971781)
Too bad he couldn't cope...more room under the salary cap for the T'Wolves now.

BTW, I like getting BJs while driving - never crashed yet... :pimp

ADG


This may be a cry for help!

Quick everyone lets enroll him in help.

BusterBunny 08-22-2007 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 12970552)
"The Wolves put his locker right next to star Kevin Garnett, hoping the former MVP could help straighten Griffin out."

Garnett: Go out like a man. Ram your SUV into a train while watching porn on the TV. That will show em!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:(

alby_persignup 08-22-2007 01:30 PM

not enough reason to commit suicide

bushwacker 08-22-2007 01:37 PM

One less loser in the world.

Brother Bilo 08-22-2007 01:38 PM

I jackoff when I drive all the time.




Someone help me please.

KILL_FRENZY 08-22-2007 01:41 PM

He definitely had mental problems

ridikuloz 08-22-2007 01:44 PM

needed porn? wtf, he's a NBA player goddamit.

Tom_PM 08-22-2007 01:44 PM

Crazy story, dont know what else to comment. Just nuts..

Penthouse Tony 08-22-2007 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12971341)
How do you dribble with hairy palms?

and blind

crockett 08-22-2007 02:30 PM

maybe he was jerkin off and turned the wrong way..

zand_stein 08-22-2007 02:36 PM

what a poor guy...........
cant resist the heat..........
cant wait till he got home to jerk off...........lol

gecko 08-22-2007 04:10 PM

May he rest in peace

V_RocKs 08-22-2007 05:03 PM

What a fucking tool!

drx 08-22-2007 07:37 PM

Rest in Peace


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