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All my ex girlfriends are getting pregnant these days...
I'm starting to feel old :Oh crap
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Wait till they start having hysterectomies
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Just be glad it isn't your current girlfriend...
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damn you're right man. At 20 something you should really be looking to invest in something like a rocker or a walker.
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lol Just be glad it isn't your's.. but on that note, once your friends are out getting married etc, it's usually a sign that it will soon come for you.
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damn.. ship em over to me
i'll shoot scenes with them! hehehe :thumbsup |
Feel lucky! You're a free man, uh?
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Late 20's is when most womens' "ticking clock" turns into a time bomb. They start thinking if they don't settle and have babies immediately their life will lose its purpose. Get used to it, that's how it is. Also be aware of it since at this age womens perception of things is more skewed than it usually is and they all have an agenda. They might not be aware of it but they do. They will play a super powerful mindfuck with you and before you know you'll be all "settled in" with them. It's a fucking trap. I speak from experience, I am super lucky to get out of one with only minor bruises.
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well if you want we can get you on Murray Povich and you can play "who is the Daddy?"
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I'm 25, but every girlfriend I've had over the past 8 years or so seems to be pregnant and engaged or married by now. My male friends, meanwhile, are all in serious relationships, have regular jobs, etc. I, on the other hand, haven't even finished university yet, don't have a job (though I make more money than any of my friends - gotta love the internet), and haven't ever been in a "serious" relationship with anyone I considered getting married to or having children with. I'm starting to feel like that guy in Knocked Up :Oh crap |
then just be happy for them... :)
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1 of 2 ex girls has kids...
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Yeah its like:
1. I hate you 2. Im leaving the country with my new boyfriend 3. We broke up, because im pregnant, and you're the father 4. Ok im not pregnant, didnt have a boyfriend, i wanted to get you back, I love you <some time passes> 5. Disappears! (and now we are free...) You can add some ' I'll commit suicide ' & co. Lifes good. |
News flash: you ARE old.
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well are you the daddy of any of em? :)
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I know what you're talking, all my friends are getting married now.
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You are lucky its not yours.. But if you want to be a dad you start working it out..
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If you're just that anxious with your exes getting pregnant why not make yourself a dad? Get your girl preggy!
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They're are just trying to get your attention. That's how far women
are willing to go to play the game. Tell them you are not coming back no matter what they do. Call they're bluff, tell them to get married!:1orglaugh |
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Do it because its something you want, not because its "time to grow up". You'll just get yourself into something you regret. |
I feel ya...
just two days ago someone asked me if im not getting married yet... |
All my cousins who are younger than me are getting knocked up. They call me the spinster of the family.
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2 months ago I learnt my 1st GF now has 2 grand-kids... :-)
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just be happy for them) it's their life and they can do whatever they want! never look at what others do, live your own life!!!
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Plenty of pussy to be had ..
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unless society starts paying top bucks for settling down, they can shove the spam. |
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