Man Accidentally Glues Penis to Vacuum Cleaner
 

Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf who works in a show called Circus Of Horrors was horrified when he accidentally glued himself to a vacuum cleaner. The mistake happened after he misread instructions on the packet of superglue.

Captain Dan pulls the vacuum cleaner across the stage using his penis but an attachment came loose on the vacuum and he had to glue it back on. The accident happened when he waited only 20 seconds for it to dry and not the 20 minutes needed.

Hospital staff managed to remove the attachment after an hour but Dan said "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life...wheeled into a packed A&E on a wheelchair with a Hoover attached to my willie, I just wished the ground could swallow me up."

Source: www.metro.co.uk

I hate it when that happens

"That midget has a vacuum glued to his penis."

I would absolutely kill to get the hospital reactions on tape.

Whats funny is that he drags the vaccum cleaner across the stage by his dick on a regular basis, but getting it glued on was the most embarassing day of his life?

Jesus.

:1orglaugh

How embarrasing..like Gene Simmons getting that dildo glued to his hand last night..hilarious

ROFL! Dunno how can that happen accidentally...

well that sucks

that blows