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rock-reed 08-20-2007 02:56 AM

if you had $1000 dollars to ignore..?
 
if you had $1000 dollars to ignore..?


right now.... where would u invest it?
what would u do with it?



not 10,000 or 100,000


but just 1,000 dollars (U.S.D.)



The King sends his regards...

BAKO 08-20-2007 03:00 AM

I would buy content from Worldwidecontent.com ;)

polish_aristocrat 08-20-2007 03:01 AM

I never understand such questions

especially for anyone moderately succesfull - everyone has a spare $1000 dollars and rather much more

so for me if you gave me $1k now i'd just put it in the bank or use for current expenses or whatever

or are you saying "if i want to start in this biz with $1k then what do i do?"?
but i dont think you want to ask that since you've been ehre for 2 years already

so theres no real answer to your question im afraid

fallenmuffin 08-20-2007 03:10 AM

I have a 1k setting aside. I'm opening a scottrade account and investing in 3 stocks that i've been researching for 24 months. (sorry no symbols.. spent a long time researching these gems)

The 1k is a test run to make sure then more to follow...

I suggest you do the same, drop 1k in the market and watch it ride.

Rhesus 08-20-2007 03:39 AM

You can't "invest" 1k.

Klen 08-20-2007 04:35 AM

1000$ for ignore?Mostly likely for partner acccounts.

CDSmith 08-20-2007 04:40 AM

If you were in Canada I could show you how to put $1500 into an RRSP for only $1k.


(legally) :D

fris 08-20-2007 04:44 AM

probably buy more H

fallenmuffin 08-20-2007 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhesus (Post 12957680)
You can't "invest" 1k.

That's not true at all.

HeadPimp 08-20-2007 05:41 AM

I would use it to advertise for investors for real estate projects.

da man 08-20-2007 05:43 AM

spend it on your gf or wife.
those who dont have one, invest in bitches.

testpie 08-20-2007 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by da man (Post 12957944)
spend it on your gf or wife.
those who dont have one, invest in bitches.

I always think a girlfriend or wife are much like prostitutes anyway; although with the wife you have to buy her a "gift" to get her in the mood, but with the hookers, it's a straight-forward monetary transaction without the stupid gift facade.

Maybe that's why I'm single... :1orglaugh

CDSmith 08-20-2007 08:22 AM

Huh, none of my fellow Canuckleheads wants to know how to invest $1500 for only $1k?

Interesting.

A bit surprising, but interesting. It's such a nifty maneuver but I suppose not everyone can afford to part with a thousand bucks a year, even if they stand to make a 30% gain on their investment.

*shrugs*

Violetta 08-20-2007 08:59 AM

I just bought a trip to portugal for 1200. Other than that Im gonna invest a couple of k's in mainstream. What exactly, is my secret.

Scott McD 08-20-2007 09:00 AM

I'd put it on Red...

StuartD 08-20-2007 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhesus (Post 12957680)
You can't "invest" 1k.

Why not? Mutual Funds? GIC's? Penny Stocks?

Not everyone starts investing with millions.

Fizzgig 08-20-2007 09:43 AM

Power tools.

tomeatsdinner 08-20-2007 09:46 AM

Pay my debts.. lol.. it will definitely help..

Fizzgig 08-20-2007 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomeatsdinner (Post 12958778)
Pay my debts.. lol.. it will definitely help..

A "thousand to ignore" or an extra thousand assumes your debts are already paid or being paid.

PaulB IYP 08-20-2007 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 12958437)
Huh, none of my fellow Canuckleheads wants to know how to invest $1500 for only $1k?

Interesting.

A bit surprising, but interesting. It's such a nifty maneuver but I suppose not everyone can afford to part with a thousand bucks a year, even if they stand to make a 30% gain on their investment.

*shrugs*

Im down CDSmith
hook me up with the information man

Vitasoy 08-20-2007 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 12958437)
Huh, none of my fellow Canuckleheads wants to know how to invest $1500 for only $1k?

Interesting.

A bit surprising, but interesting. It's such a nifty maneuver but I suppose not everyone can afford to part with a thousand bucks a year, even if they stand to make a 30% gain on their investment.

*shrugs*

Well spill the beans :)

Peaches 08-20-2007 09:53 AM

Invest, hell. I'd go out for a nice expensive tasting menu with wine pairings and a nice hotel room so I don't have to drive home :)

CDSmith 08-20-2007 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Romeo AR (Post 12958811)
Im down CDSmith
hook me up with the information man

I'm just surprised it took so many posts for someone to ask. :upsidedow


Okay, here goes.... And I don't want any guff about this from any dipshit armchair accountants here. This comes straight from my investment guy's newsletter, he's been managing my portfolio since 2000. The guy knows what he is talking about.


Temporary Loan Strategy: By example.

Bob can afford $1,000 savings/investment and decides to get an RRSP.

He makes $48,000 so his combined marginal tax rate is 35.5% (in Manitoba).
He borrows $536 to go with his $1,000 savings and makes an RRSP contribution of $1,536
No payments are due on the loan for 6 months. The rate is 7%.
He gets a tax refund of $545 because of the RRSP.
He uses the refund to pay the loan off including $9 for 3 months interest.
He has now put $1,536 in his RRSP for only $1,000. His RRSP growth is 50% more than without the Temporary Loan.



There it is.

Check with your own bank's investment advisor or your own accountant, but in Canada it is fully doable. It may even be similarly doable in the US to some degree, I don't know.

6 months from now come tax time some of you who are smart enough to take advantage of this technique will thank me.

gecko 08-20-2007 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 12958865)
I'm just surprised it took so many posts for someone to ask. :upsidedow


Okay, here goes.... And I don't want any guff about this from any dipshit armchair accountants here. This comes straight from my investment guy's newsletter, he's been managing my portfolio since 2000. The guy knows what he is talking about.


Temporary Loan Strategy: By example.

Bob can afford $1,000 savings/investment and decides to get an RRSP.

He makes $48,000 so his combined marginal tax rate is 35.5% (in Manitoba).
He borrows $536 to go with his $1,000 savings and makes an RRSP contribution of $1,536
No payments are due on the loan for 6 months. The rate is 7%.
He gets a tax refund of $545 because of the RRSP.
He uses the refund to pay the loan off including $9 for 3 months interest.
He has now put $1,536 in his RRSP for only $1,000. His RRSP growth is 50% more than without the Temporary Loan.



There it is.

Check with your own bank's investment advisor or your own accountant, but in Canada it is fully doable. It may even be similarly doable in the US to some degree, I don't know.

6 months from now come tax time some of you who are smart enough to take advantage of this technique will thank me.

Interesting..

TeenCat 08-20-2007 10:27 AM

to ignore? i will pay my debts first ;) :)

CDSmith 08-20-2007 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gecko (Post 12958934)
Interesting..

Indeed. A lot of people don't contribute the maximum amount allowable to their Retirement savings plans every year. In fact most don't.

This is a great way to play catch up and take advantage of it without having to fork out any extra money.

Oracle Porn 08-20-2007 10:49 AM

buy traffic > send to sponsor > get %50 profit, if you don't get at least %50 profit then you shouldn't even be here asking this fucking question.

tranza 08-20-2007 10:56 AM

I like to keep small amounts of money close to me, hidden at home.

Anywhere between $2k - $5k is always available to me.

u-Bob 08-20-2007 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhesus (Post 12957680)
You can't "invest" 1k.

you can invest any amount.

JayDeeZee 08-20-2007 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 12958865)
I'm just surprised it took so many posts for someone to ask. :upsidedow


Okay, here goes.... And I don't want any guff about this from any dipshit armchair accountants here. This comes straight from my investment guy's newsletter, he's been managing my portfolio since 2000. The guy knows what he is talking about.


Temporary Loan Strategy: By example.

Bob can afford $1,000 savings/investment and decides to get an RRSP.

He makes $48,000 so his combined marginal tax rate is 35.5% (in Manitoba).
He borrows $536 to go with his $1,000 savings and makes an RRSP contribution of $1,536
No payments are due on the loan for 6 months. The rate is 7%.
He gets a tax refund of $545 because of the RRSP.
He uses the refund to pay the loan off including $9 for 3 months interest.
He has now put $1,536 in his RRSP for only $1,000. His RRSP growth is 50% more than without the Temporary Loan.



There it is.

Check with your own bank's investment advisor or your own accountant, but in Canada it is fully doable. It may even be similarly doable in the US to some degree, I don't know.

6 months from now come tax time some of you who are smart enough to take advantage of this technique will thank me.

Totally do-able.

I even recommend this to people with bad credit. It's a great way to build your credit rating up too

Fap 08-20-2007 01:27 PM

1,000 tacos

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-20-2007 01:38 PM

invest it into a free site.

buy decent domain, content, ads.

peterk 08-20-2007 01:39 PM

I would buy traffic for sponsors and make profit :pimp

VicD 08-20-2007 01:40 PM

I have 1000 to ignore and that is what i do with it

Bosco 08-20-2007 01:44 PM

get hookers.....

yo!! 08-20-2007 02:41 PM

yo!!

... wine, cigars, whores, dinner...

Pink Panther 08-20-2007 02:52 PM

hawaii for 1 week

polle54 08-20-2007 03:16 PM

Hehe

use secondary SE's and PPC solid networks (not shitty ones like adbrite).

Don't pay too much and use things that has proven to sell..

example could be fling $0.2/click.

that worked fine for me :)

Yngwie 08-20-2007 03:23 PM

I'd like to know.



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Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 12958437)
Huh, none of my fellow Canuckleheads wants to know how to invest $1500 for only $1k?

Interesting.

A bit surprising, but interesting. It's such a nifty maneuver but I suppose not everyone can afford to part with a thousand bucks a year, even if they stand to make a 30&#37; gain on their investment.

*shrugs*


eroswebmaster 08-20-2007 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 12958605)
Why not? Mutual Funds? GIC's? Penny Stocks?

Not everyone starts investing with millions.

I think you forgot the # 1 rule of GFY, everyone here is a millionaire, no one is broke, or just getting by, or doing ok.

Kind of like in poker, everyone is a winner, no one ever leaves the casino broke. :winkwink:

Yngwie 08-20-2007 03:29 PM

scrap my last post. I should have read the whole thread first haha

pornvue 08-20-2007 03:36 PM

debts comes first...$1k is pretty big here anyway

zand_stein 08-20-2007 03:39 PM

ill just buy anything i want...........

StuartD 08-20-2007 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster (Post 12960484)
I think you forgot the # 1 rule of GFY, everyone here is a millionaire, no one is broke, or just getting by, or doing ok.

Kind of like in poker, everyone is a winner, no one ever leaves the casino broke. :winkwink:

Right right... silly me. I'll just go get in my lambo and drive to my 5th beach house with 3 of my new gold plated guns.

rock-reed 08-22-2007 04:11 AM

hookers... or 1000 tacos sounds interesting.


LOL...

but really... where would u spend it...to make more $?

JP-pornshooter 08-22-2007 10:08 AM

cash is gold, and i collect gold. so i 'd just collect it in my accounts...together with the other thousands in there already..i already have stock investments, real estate investments and retirement investments...and i dont gamble..unless i know i am going to win.


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