I want to lick Headless' balls
 

Yes, I love him. I want to taste every inch of his salty scrotum. I want to choke on his donkey dick, too.That's why I constantly troll him on the board. Please, I'm just a surfer pretending to be a webmaster, so have a heart.

Excuse me, I have to attend to my mom's back zits. God, I love popping those. Especially the juicy ones.

METAMAN