a four inch pede...
 

in my fucking kitchen this morning...

no bullshit.

I had a 4" spider, I win!

What no pics?

sorry.. your shitty spider ain't got shit on this mutherfucker:

http://www.opticalamplitude.com/stuff/centipede.jpg

I had a 4 inch dick once

I WIN I WIN

:1orglaugh

amp, invest some cleaning supplies and normal everyday household skillz. They are attracted to dirty places with rotten food and shit on the floor. We all know what a dirt person you are, but if you are going to cry over some lil animal, then you need to deal with it in some better way than posting on an ADULT webmaster board about your lil bitch ass problems.



clean up that pigpen you live in and all will be well.

PD4L

Yah, the red legs on that thing are pretty intense...I'd like to see these two battle it out. At least mine was outside, where it belongs...okay, you win.
http://www.cheatkingdom.com/images/spider.jpg

pimpdoggy... someday I'm going to send you one of these in a box. You obviously have no idea what these fuckers are capable of doing to you. Snuggle with it... they're cuddley.... they like kisses.

lol

spiders are lame... we got huge fucking Cane spiders here.... 'bout the size of a baseball, jet black, horrifying, fast as fucking lightning. Smash 'em with a phone book.

Spiders I can deal with...

pedes I DON'T like. At all.

here ya go ampie, my gift to you
http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2067.html

Cook it.

thanks pimpledick... but that's a fucking harmless 3 inch "house" pede. The shit we got here are the fucking 7 - 14 inch Malaysian pedes that, if you get fucking bitten, you are going to the fucking hospital. Period. Fucking morphine will not take the pain away and whatever body part got tagged is going to look like an elephant limb.

lol damn dude, you are making me nervous

Ok, that pede was horrific...I lived most of my life in Louisiana though, and there's not much that scares me anymore. Take a skinny-dip with an aligator. That might give you an idea...

Walking sticks that spring up thier rear end when you touch them like a scorpion...Deadly snakes that can bite underwater and that fall out of the trees to get at you...black wasps that dive bomb you just for living...1 inch red ant looking things (we call them fire ants...not the same as the real thing-worse) that have a stinger as long as thier body that you can stomp on 50 times and not kill and have been known to cause death...not to mention the prostitutes...

no joke man... these fuckers got the same respect as a rattlesnake. They are not to be fucked with.

you think I'd make a thread because I had a bug in my kitchen? These bastards are pure fucking evil.

scary part is, since I work late at night alot, I'm used to walking out of the studio, down the hallway, past the master bedroom, past the guest room, and into the kitchen to grab a brew.... all in the dark....

if I had stepped on that fucker.....

Ugh, that is NASTY! I would probably faint if I saw something like that in my house. That is some nasty mother-F'er! :waaaaahh

that thread just enlighted me on what I killed last week... a house pede of 1-2 inches...

"The house centipede runs swiftly when disturbed and can climb walls easily. " ... this is so true man that thing was running all around the place at full speed... hard to hit ;-)

at least they are not supposed to be a ton together, hope I won'T get bothered again by that shit!

Amp, if I saw such a pede in my house, I wouldn'T be able to sleep at night!

Just out of curiosity, what do you do to the pedes, Amputate?
Do you just kill them or throw them outside?

it ain't easy man.. this makes pede #2 so far in two months. And the largest I've seen so far, and in such a bizarre place...

We got scorpions too, but haven't seen any yet. Still, the scorpions and the Cane spiders I can deal with...... but the fucking pedes are gonna put me over the edge.

The dark side of Hawai'i that no one talks about.....

....centipedes.

luckily, my guest here discovered this one..... she didn;t know what it was... thank god she didn't touch it. She woke me up instead, and I got it into a bucket and flushed it down the toilet.

It might crawl right back up while your doing the deed :( OUCH!

Yeah, so it can come back up through your drain later tonight while you're asleep...yeah, I know...Go Fuck Yourself...

lol

most likely not.... they're not snakes.... they can crawl on shit, but not like a spider... they need a solid grip on something. So chances are, that one's dead.

hehehehe..... paradise has a price.

just like anything else... :winkwink:

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Hey Mr. Your Head .... beware .... I hear those fukkers can swim upcurrent !!! :eek7

Why not call Orkin and set up a pesticide barrier? Or go to WalMart and get the shit to do it yourself. Bleast the inside of the house first, to drive them out of the home, and then once a month, do a little perimeter spraying. That kept almost everything out of my ranch in Cali, and it seems to do the job on these nasty little fucking ants that love to bite you up here in Texas.

Do they make pede motels?

The pedes check in, but they don't check out. hahaha

As big as Amp's pedes are a 'Pede Motel' would have to be as big as a shoebox!

Orkin has to be able to do something about that Amp.

I dare you to make a small leash out of twine or thread and take one for a walk...take a pic while you're at it.

pede cam pede cam pede cam

They are related to lobsters???

wonder if they taste good?

Shit! I'd be packing up my shit & moving back to the main land in no time!
But I can't stand bugs, I'm like a little schoolgirl when it comes to them! But that fucking thing...I'd have the SWAT team over at my place!~