Expressions you don't like? Here's mine ...
 

"everything happens for a reason".

That one really "gets on my nerves" - an expression I kinda like actually.

"everything is going to be alright"

"don't worry, you'll find someone better"

" too good to be true" what a motivation..

I can't think of an expression right off the top of my head, but there are several words that make me nuts.

two of them:

monetize
synergistic

Yeah, that whole "everything happens for a reason" deal gets on my nerves too.

"It is, what it is."

I like synergistic but monetize annoys me.

All of them very annoying

"think outside the box"

How dare you assume I'm thinking inside a box to begin with.

My wife uses one that bugs the shit out of me. "No."

Anything about god and jeebus...

"I couldn't care less"

'At the end of the day'...

At the end of the day what? It gets fuckin dark????

Shut the fuck up !

'A member of the public'...

Sounds fucking great...
Where abouts do I join ?

oooooooo, I thought of one.

When people say

"for all intensive purposes"

when they mean

for all intents and purposes.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, this is one of my pet peeves.

I couldn't care less is the correct expression.

It annoys me when people say, "I could care less". By saying "I could care less" it implies that you do care, at least a little.

That one drives me batshit.

I was JUST about to say that. FUCK that annoys me. People are so unintelligent!:mad:

Cheer up it's a just game......next time better :mad:

"i understand how you feel." but actually they don't! i hate people who say that! :Oh crap

Cheer up it's a just game......better luck next time :mad:

"Let's play it by ear."
"I'll touch base with her."

Cheer up it's a just game......more luck next time :mad:

good for you

"oh well, deal with it"

even though i'm guilty of saying it, i hate the phrase. what a gutless cop out to a situation. why do i have to deal with it? you're the moron wasting my time.


grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

ahh too bad......good try

"the masses"

"He's good people"

I dont know why but that bugs the HELL OUT OF ME

"I'm fixing to..."

You can fix a bike... you can fix a car... how can you fix "to?"

the only reason the expression "everything happens for a reason" might bug you is because you don't believe it. And in that case you are probably one of those people who complains about everything that's not to their liking.

If you really understood the phrase and believed that everything that happens to you is not an accident, then you would actually love the phrase.. and say it more often :-)

"Wrong place wrong time" :mad:


It should be "Right place wrong time"

"the burning will stop once you apply this ointment to the affected area"
;-)))

"it happens"

It's not you, it's me.

"I'm a people person"

"OH MY GOD YOUR COCK IS FUCKING HUGE"

Oh wait..I like that one, hear it all the time.

'i'm rick james bitch'

fucking hate it

You have to be female to love the phrase "everything happens for a reason". It's one of those bullshit empty phrases that women say just to hear themselves talk. It's an intellectual cop out that means absolutely nothing. What year is this, 1000 BC? How can you think such primitive thoughts as the idea that there are fates or some destiny weaving the fabric of your life as if your life was a script with a predetermined end? I find the utterance of that phrase, not only annoying but patently offensive.

"From a 10,000 foot view"

"Circle Back"

what goes around comes around.......(when it's not being said by me):winkwink:

Yeah, it's really deep and mysterious. I'm completely baffled and perplexed.

What we have here, I think, is the age-old debate of "free will" versus "predestination."

I don't really think that most "free will" thinkers get upset at the idea that there are others out there that feel everything happens for a reason, but it does seem a bit "preachy" when those that believe that every detail of their life is scripted regularly decide it's in everyone's best interest to interject and let their personal philosophies be known to all as if it's proven fact.

And no one likes to be preached to... especially regarding a philosophy that some might consider rather naive... and especially when that considered "naive" view is presented as some age-old kernel of everlasting wisdom.

:2 cents:

"It's ok..." especially when things are not really ok.

"I just came from the doctor...."

"Irregardless of the fact..." Fuck, thats like nails on a chalkboard

"I'd like to thank God for the good stuff that just happened to me"

And the biggest pet peeve, when I ask for my gf's opinion,

"I don't care, whatever."

"My bad"

For some reason this has always irritated me.

Because the question becomes. How many people is he, and how did he become more than one???


Hmmm.

and my number 1 drives me crazy expression is.....

"you can't have your cake and eat it too"

THATS NOT THE RIGHT FUCKING EXPRESSION YOU IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKERS!

You most certainly CAN have your cake and eat it too.

You have it, then you eat it.

The correct expression is:

"YOU CANT EAT YOUR CAKE AND HAVE IT TOO"

Now please, get it right from now on.

"thank you so much"

Just say very much.