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baddog 08-16-2007 03:56 PM

Tips for lighting fires in fireplaces?
 
My homes have always had gas log lighters to make starting a fire very easy. Unfortunately, the new house in Indiana does not have such luxuries.

Does anyone have any tips on how I can teach a girl to safely light a fire in a fireplace?

I was going to suggest she start collecting pine needles to use for kindling. I also thought that a Dura-Flame log might be a good way to kindle a fire.

I just remembered that my ex-father-in-law used to make "logs" from old newspapers (had some device that rolled them up real tight).

Anyone else have any tips?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-16-2007 03:57 PM

tons of high quality gasoline and a box of matches

baddog 08-16-2007 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Madrox (Post 12941450)
tons of high quality gasoline and a box of matches

why would you need "high quality" gas or an entire box of matches?

BoyAlley 08-16-2007 04:00 PM

pine needles will make a TON of smoke and the soot that they generate can make a real mess of the inside of your chimney.

Best to use newspaper and a bundle of sticks as kindling.

Put the logs up on a rack, sticks and newspaper stuffed underneath. Light the newspaper and off ya go!

:2 cents:

mattz 08-16-2007 04:02 PM

As boy alley said, use newspaper. Just bunch a few sheets up into balls and put them underneath.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-16-2007 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12941459)
why would you need "high quality" gas or an entire box of matches?

high quality burns longer and better... you do know there is a shitty quality of gas, thats what gas problems cars have are from, and tons of matches because alot of people throw a match at the fire with that much gas poured on it... so you will most likely blow it out before it blows up in your fireplace

1off 08-16-2007 04:02 PM

roll up the paper real tight? I was always taught to crumble it up into loose balls. You want the air in between all the paper so it actually burns.

but those starter logs are fool proof.

baddog 08-16-2007 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12941473)
pine needles will make a TON of smoke and the soot that they generate can make a real mess of the inside of your chimney.


I have used chopped up Xmas trees, and they work better than gas. Very hot flame.

I guess the secret is to use them before they get "too dry."

BoyAlley 08-16-2007 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 1off (Post 12941485)
roll up the paper real tight? I was always taught to crumble it up into loose balls. You want the air in between all the paper so it actually burns.

Yes exactly. Stuff them in loosely between the twigs underneath and the logs up top of the rack.

I grew up in the North East I got fire skills :winkwink:

dissipate 08-16-2007 04:16 PM

use a tightly rolled newspaper in a "bowtie" type shape, light from both ends. put this under a bit of small kindling, and make sure theres enough air coming up from under it.


for kindling, wood chips from the logs work great.

baddog 08-16-2007 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12941516)
Yes exactly. Stuff them in loosely between the twigs underneath and the logs up top of the rack.

I grew up in the North East I got fire skills :winkwink:

I have fire skills, but don't think it is something I can teach in a weekend. Hence the request for tips before I head out there again.

Brother Bilo 08-16-2007 04:29 PM

Bacardi 151 and a lighter


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