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Greetings from Mrs Lee

After going through your profile i decided to contact you for
friendship and
assistace and distribution of my inherentance.

My name is Mrs. Jenny Lee; I am a dying woman who has decided to donate
what
I have to you/ church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer
for
about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has
left
me everything he worked for.

I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my
late
husband to you/church for the good work of God, rather than allow my
relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly. Please pray that
the
good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I
believe
he has because He is a merciful God.I will be going in for an operation
in
the next 2 weeks from now. I decided to WILL/donate the sum of
$2,500,000
(two million five
hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and
also to
help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of
the
widows.

At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the
fact
that my husband's relatives are around me and my health status. I have
adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware I have changed my will you and
he
will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to you. I wish
you
all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use
the
funds well and always extend the good work to others.

I have contacted my legal consultant and tell him that I have WILLED
($2,500,000.00) to you and I have also notified him that I am WILLING
that
amount to you for a specific and good work. I know I don?t know you
but I
have been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless. I will directive
you
further after hearing from you.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until
the
task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my
last
wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I don't want
my
husband relation or anybody to know because they are always around me.

Reply me through this my private email : [email protected]
Regards,
Jenny Lee (Mrs.)